My girlfriend told me that it's over
between us. I thought about it and i found out that life without her is meaningless, so i decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my bed but i didn't die, i went to the express road and looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera with plenty suya but nothing happened, i took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concoction. I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and yet nothing happened to me. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause i just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina, but nothing has happened to me. I'm really upset right now. Friends, what do i do? Should I
try fried plantain and chicken with fresh milk?
Will it work?
I'm waiting for your advice.
Dis is not small matter ohhhhh ! Advice me
please

werey eee, please rope oooo

Try; jik+hypo+hcl+vim

y u no try hanging urself

Just trying a convenient way to go to heaven and you guys are suggesting ways wey go make even the devil cringe.