Are you a talented Weeper?
Do you know how to cry?
This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into
good money. We are looking for people who can cry
in other people's burial ceremonies.
For normal crying - N5,000 For crying and singing - N7,500
For crying and scattering things - N10,000
For crying and rolling on the floor - N12,500
For crying and swearing- N15,000
For crying and threatening to jump into the grave -
N15,000 For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000
For crying jumping into the grave and grabbing the
coffin - N25,000
For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000
Apply in person with your crying certificate.