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Different Btw America And Nigeria Dating by losak9111(m): 4:00pm On Oct 23, 2015
American relationship:
Ist day= Date
2nd day =hug
3rd day= hug again
4th day= kiss
5th day= long kiss
6th day =sex.


Nigerian Relationship:
1st day = Toast
2nd day = Toast again
3rd day = Toast again
4th day = Agree
5th day =Date
6th day = Tried to hug but failed
7th day = Hug
8th day = Tried to kiss but failed
9th day = Kiss
10th day = Long kiss
11th day =Tried to have sex but failed
12th day = Tried to have sex but failed
13th day = Tried to have sex but failed again
14th day = RAPE !!!!!! grin emoticon grin emoticon

Re: Different Btw America And Nigeria Dating by Nobody: 4:01pm On Oct 23, 2015
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Re: Different Btw America And Nigeria Dating by CharlyNick: 4:04pm On Oct 23, 2015
The difference is clear
Re: Different Btw America And Nigeria Dating by CharlyNick: 4:04pm On Oct 23, 2015
The difference is clear for sure

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