"Tell Mourinho that the gods are angry"- Quote of the season.

What is wrong with chelsea. E be like say market no dey this season, chaiiiiiiii

my prediction went the other way

Wahala90:


[size=14pt]So who punished Wenger for eight years?[/size]

Haha!

Arsene Wenger, the supreme and perpetual specialist in future. Watch him fail again at the end of the season. Then you have got Man Utd and the clueless coach. Man City that most likely won't make it out of the group stage of the champions league.

As for Klopp, he was the biggest failure last year in the Bundesliga...he almost ruined Dortmund.

Tomtoxic:
give mou Douglas Costa no way give him stones no way mttchhew no need sacking mourinho he z d best coach in the world I will rather we relegate will mou than go employ hiddink or Rodgers or wenger

Hahahaaa

men i 'm really smiling to the bank these days-chelsea has won me more bets than i can ever imagine

[b]I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE AND AM SAYING IT AGAIN... ANY CHEALSE MATCH MIKEL STARTED THEY WILL LOSE.... NO BI CURSE NA OBSERVATION POINT THIS SEASON.[/b]

Will miss Chelsea in the Epl next season #RelegationStraight

Shymm3x:


How did he "almost destroyed Mata's career"? And what has Man UTD won with Mata, if I may ask?

Listen, it's part of life - you've to lose sometimes to be able to win. This is a guy that has always been a winner...and for the first time in his career, he's dealing with losing. However, that doesn't negate his achievements and the stellar CV he has.

He's a coach - not a player. And he can only plan and give instructions. It's left to the players to execute and if they can't, it's on them.

The only folks crying everywhere and calling for his sack are non-Chelsea fans and that's basically cos he has been everyone's nemesis. Why can't you lot worry about ya respective clubs and leave Chelsea alone? Heck, despite how poor Chelsea has been this season - the team would still whoop Arsenal's arse, with 9 men. Worry about ya coach that's a specialist in failure and leave Chelsea alone.

Blessing in disguise for us and we should be able to clear out some fvcked up players during the transfer window and replace them with players that will buy into Chelsea's system.

I so like the consolation u are giving to urself. Dat aside, its a big blow to EPL and embarrassing that d title defending champion is fighting relegation battle barely 5mnths later. Chelsea is a disgrace to EPL....11games, 11points, with same team that won d league few months ago.

[size=18pt]Journalist: What do you have to say to the fans?

Mourinho: "They are not stu-pid"

In other words, if they blame him, they are ******...Smh... [/size]

I feel for Chelsea and Morinho.. This is not their season at all.. Try harder next time.. Hope he wont be sacked like some people are already speculating..

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Chelsea fans @ d end of d season below

So it is true Liverpool has fall the bridge today.

cherieb2:


I so like the consolation u are giving to urself. Dat aside, its a big blow to EPL and embarrassing that d title defending champion is fighting relegation battle barely 5mnths later. Chelsea is a disgrace to EPL....11games, 11points, with same team that won d league few months ago.

It's not a consolation, it's about accepting the reality that we're struggling at the moment...and we need to rally around the team and coach. Shiit happens in life. You can't win all the time.

The whole relegation talk is utter tripe. We should be in the mix for top-4 at the end of the season. We just need to fix the defence and a good run, and we'd be alright. Real Chelsea fans don't care - only those who have been victims of Chelsea are crying and moaning everywhere. Heck, the Champions league is more important to us this season.

Anyway, why do you care? And when was the last time ya team won the EPL if I may ask?

Walelavender:
Chelsea just dey lose 1-2; 1-2;1-2 1-3 this season, as if they are testing microphone

[size=18pt]Like Chesea, like Nigeria
Like Mourhino, like Buhari
Hailed until their yanses were blown open.[/size][size=8pt][/size]

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MCJIKEL22:
lolx...I wish we can meet chelsit now...we sef due for bonus!

No worry. Their current promo lasts till December after they play us

ceeethru:
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You are not stup¡d - Mourinho.

Journalist: What do you think about your performance today?

Mikel: Great but the rest were just poo...

Journalist: What if I told you the fans feel otherwise?

Mikel: Wait oh! Are they Nairalanders?

Journalist: What's that?

Mikel: Never mind! Those that blame me for this defeat...You all are doing yourselves... Yes I repeat! You are doing yourself...

3 Stages of arguing with chelsea fans

Shymm3x:

It's not a consolation, it's about accepting the reality that we're struggling at the moment...and we need to rally around the team and coach. Shiit happens in life. You can't win all the time.

Stage 1 - Bargaining

Shymm3x:

The whole relegation talk is utter tripe. We should be in the mix for top-4 at the end of the season.

Stage 2 - Fantasy

Shymm3x:

Anyway, why do you care? And when was the last time ya team won the EPL if I may ask?

Stage 3 - Deflecting

Wahala90:
[size=14pt]Don't blame anti-chelseas. When Wenger loses or even goes trophy-less for years, it is nothing cos we are used to it. Mourinho's Chelsea are known to get results so it is very odd seeing them lose like this.[/size]

What is this 1 saying have you ever seen trophy-less arsenal have 11pt from 11 games. Dude please talk well.

No 1 is talking abt titles here we r talking abt chelsea's recent form. Even as arsenal at der poorest got results. Bt see ur chelsea at their poorest dey r already in relegation battle. A position arsenal never was.

So Please I repeat talk well

kingslayer:
Harrysong- Reggae Blues remix ft. Mourinho
Chorus.
Afta d matches face d boo (d blues, d
blues)
Make u do as I do (I do, U do)
Enjoy d matches Chelsea lose(d blues, don
lose)
Share d pts n score d goals(d pts d goals)
Every team wana win (d blues d blues)
As far as IVANOVIC dey play(dey play dey
play)
Wingers o pop champagne oo.... Aahhh haaa
Verse1.
Bobo c Naismith wey dem dey boo(dey boo
dey
boo)
He don turn Amokachi d bull(d bull d bull)
Mourinho dnt know wat to do(to do to do)
Oga Abrahimovic just dey look(dey look dey
look)
If Ivano play dem must lose(must lose must
lose)
Porto na tiger bitee d blues (d blues d
blues)
Oya now
Dem Hazard oooo
He don taya ooooo
If Mou no sell lvanovic
Dem go still dey lose.
Jesu

Typical forger. U try sha

Missy89:
3 Stages of arguing with chelsea fans

Stage 1 - Bargaining

Stage 2 - Fantasy

Stage 3 - Deflecting

Lmao...you found ya voice, after getting so emotional yesterday.

And why are you always on Chelsea thread? The team makes you moist, don't lie?

We're Chelsea, the pride of London Town. The only team in the big city of dreams and belly of the beast to ever win the UCL title.

We don't care - minor set back, dirt off my shoulder.

They just need to leave Big Mou alone, and force Terry into retirement. Then throw a few useless players in the bin.

donphilopus:


Hahaha. . .

Man City fan kini Lwkmd!! I don't think Man City has any fan in my villa. The only fans they have there take Man City as their alternate clubs just as you take most of your ID's here as your alternate monikers!!

Shymm3x:


It's not a consolation, it's about accepting the reality that we're struggling at the moment...and we need to rally around the team and coach. Shiit happens in life. You can't win all the time.

The whole relegation talk is utter tripe. We should be in the mix for top-4 at the end of the season. We just need to fix the defence and a good run, and we'd be alright. Real Chelsea fans don't care - only those who have been victims of Chelsea are crying and moaning everywhere. Heck, the Champions league is more important to us this season.

Anyway, why do you care? And when was the last time ya team won the EPL if I may ask?

3yrs back n for the 20th time for that matter. Besides with dis current chelsea form u guys won't exceed d round of 16 in d champions league.

I'm scared Jose might resign.

oluwaahmed:
Murinho reminds me of mike tyson, after his. 1st 3. Seasons, he has run outa ideas. Chelsea on d road 2 relegation.

exactly the point he has ran out of ideas

cherieb2:


3yrs back n for the 20th time for that matter. Besides with dis current chelsea form u guys won't exceed d round of 16 in d champions league.

Lmao.

You mean the same team we took the curse of Falcao from that used to have Mr. Tomato Face as the head coach?

And how did ya team perform at this stage last season? If I'm not too addled cos of how I'm laughing hysterically right now, I believe ya team was somewhere close to where Chelsea is right now at this stage last season, alie?

Don't worry, we should be in Milan next year.

U

Shymm3x:


Haha!

Arsene Wenger, the supreme and perpetual specialist in future. Watch him fail again at the end of the season. Then you have got Man Utd and the clueless coach. Man City that most likely won't make it out of the group stage of the champions league.

As for Klopp, he was the biggest failure last year in the Bundesliga...he almost ruined Dortmund.

You need this!

Shymm3x:


Haha!

Arsene Wenger, the supreme and perpetual specialist in future. Watch him fail again at the end of the season. Then you have got Man Utd and the clueless coach. Man City that most likely won't make it out of the group stage of the champions league.

As for Klopp, he was the biggest failure last year in the Bundesliga...he almost ruined Dortmund.

lol den mourinho must be d biggest failure this year. At least klop got dem(dortmund) into d europa league.

Lets c wer mou will end and thats if he even make it pass 2day