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Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by callmelanner(m): 5:53am On Oct 30, 2015
Ramos16:


Most of what you say a plain rubbish... what you have said simply means you have not passed through a Nigerian university, or you are a first or second year student.

I am going to scrutinize each one of your points to show you how they fail woefully

Point Number:

1) PART OF SPEECH: If I ask you how many part of speech you know and use consciously, I bet it won't be more than 3, Noun, Pronoun and maybe verbs..... This is a very useless point, can you remember how to solve quadratic equations using Completing the Square problem, or calculate the distance and time between two points on the globe using Longitude and Latitude as ref? If you can't solve it without consulting a book or the internet, then you also are halved baked cos you have been doing maths since kindergarten

2) READING: I do not think there is no graduate that "can't" read more than two pages... If they find it stressful its a whole different thing, but to say they can't because of the level of education.. well, if at all it will apply to like 0.0000000000000000001% of the graduate population.

3) and 4) MECHANICAL ENGINEERING & ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING: This is plain stupid, the fact that you can't understand that number 3 and 4 belong to the same category and should be treated as one number is dumb of you, plus this point should not apply to only those two, it should go as far as the whole possible courses offered in the university. Your lack of understanding of what goes on in the Engineering faculty can be pardoned if you are not an Engineer. Engineering goes far beyond Fixing light bulbs or fixing your own car, what do you expect of an Mech Engineer who specialized in Thermodynamics or Air Conditioning (PS: for those who don't know Air conditioning does not imply just to that your home appliance), or an Electrical Engineer who specialized in Telecommunication or Computer, I studies Electrical and Specialized in Telecoms.

If you are to make that a point, you should talk about things that are really related to that persons course, like an Electrical Engineer not being to analyze and build a circuit or a Mechanical Engineer not being able to develop a prototype for an Engineer, things are related to the actual/specific thing they have studied, I am not saying that a Nigerian graduate should know all these, because in the University in Nigeria, nobody trains you that way, so you can't blame them.

This point applies to Computer Scientist who can't write a simple program, or medical doctors who can't perform surgery, these things take time, and it is after graduation that you are expected to develop the skills..

5) Inability to Teach Others Mtchewww, Don't you have lecturers that can't teach, do you think everybody was built to teach?

6) Confidence : Confidence is a whole different skills, it is not learnt in school, it is virtue of the way an individual is brought up, its psychology.. so no point here

7) Cant' Read and Write: This point is the same as number 2)

cool Can's User MS Word: I don't know why this is a point, but I can't argue with you on this, but trust me anybody is excused if they can't use MS Word, you think say na everybody get money like your father to afford a computer?

9) Discussing in Beer Parlours: Firstly I totally love beer parlours, secondly, I believe there are cultist who are first class graduates and lecturers seff, its low of them to keep on discussing of such things, but it does not mean they are half baked.

10) Watching Porn and Chatting with girls: I do not see how the Blackberry or Iphone strengthen this argument, so I removed them, about watching porn, well I can be the CEO of Shell and watch porn and also chat with random girls, nobody grows beyond chatting with new girls.
Wow I love those who think outside the box unlike the OP.. Kudos bro
The full baked OP while creating this thread didn't even use up to 5 parts of speech but for hin mind, na full baked graduate undecided
Meanwhile watching porn is a psychological problem & does not in any way reflect on the intelligence of an individual

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Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by abumeinben(m): 6:20am On Oct 30, 2015
Bluffly:


Hey, Ramponey could have a point, Yes Mech & Elect Eng is not about changing oil but we do have a good number of them who common apprenticeship mechanics swindles day in day out. But the truth must be said that most of our engineering graduates lack innovation engineering. I studied Business Admin but I can lay my hands on anything engineering, mech, telecom, I can scatter and rearrange my car engine, repair a phone do simple website management, creative designs...

Any graduate who can not explore and develop auxiliary skills is by the way.

Well tnz for throwing your hands over different departments of nature. As an Engineering grad I could do accounting, economics (though I don forget them sha o grin). I'm still gonna do ma MBA and then at least ICAN.
But for the record, not all Engineering grads are technical inclined, some like us prefer software, programming and others
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by abumeinben(m): 6:23am On Oct 30, 2015
akatekpe:
You have a point, but OP is not totally wrong. As a graduate of Engineering/ Physics you ought to know the basics of science and technology, if as a graduate of elect. elect/Physics you can't identify live, neutral and earth wires/terminals, something must be wrong with you.

Yeah that's terrible ....cos I knew of some first class EE final yr students who couldn't identify a resistor and a diode embarassed
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by ibullem(m): 12:50pm On Oct 30, 2015
callmelanner:

Dont show me pictures of yourself young man, show me proof that u went to school...
This man said he wrote his project himself but cannot write his discipline & school for us to see.. grin instead he's posting pictures of himself shocked
Am sure ur project, thats if u wrote any will be filled with uncouth, debased & obscene words "insult no dey leave wound for pesin body" so u can mention me with all the abuses remaining in ur head or u can make reference to d dictionary if d insults 4 ur head don finish..

Ooh dude.. So now its not so much about if I'm a grad but if I wrote my project myself and it being filled with uncouth and obscene words undecided

You just a miserable prick.

Fool picked a fight with me for saying "you a half baked graduate if you didn't write your final year project yourself".

Who does that

Ooh I know.. A stark illetrate or a half-baked graduate like the fool quoting me.

Common dude, you too old for such.
Go get a life, and stop trying too hard to make your foolery outstanding.. It already is.
Hahahahaha. cheesy
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Ray360: 3:18pm On Oct 30, 2015
Jollyjoy:
arent you too serious with this thing
lol
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by BrightEye(m): 2:56am On Oct 31, 2015
Godiskind:
I dont agree with you on this. Most of nigerian universities are not practically oriented. So the issue of not being able to hang and connect the fan by a elect elect graduate may not be the individual but a system problem. Nevertheless, I encourage graduates and undergraduates to engage in vocational training that will enhance their skills in their field of study. At least mechanical eng. and electrical eng. can benefit from this. But the worst is petroleum engrg, which does not have any means to vocationalize it...Lol. But seriously I pity a graduate who has laptop but yet pay biz centre to type his cv and those who cannot apply for job online. Though, with experience, you may be well knowledgeable with all these but still struggling to come out from unemployment. I conclude by advising that graduate and undergraduate should try their best to be well built but prayer should not be left in the equation so far as achieving success is concerned.

live and neutral strict differences are like the safety precautions an elect \elect student would learn, first day in school.
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by herrdeustch: 12:16am On Nov 09, 2015
olaztek:

what's the purpose of a mechanical engineer if he can't troubleshoot and repair/replace the damaged parts of a machine. I blame the sch system - they are only good at theory but lack practical expertise. The wise one among the students acquire the technical skills outside the wall of the sch

http://me.columbia.edu/what-mechanical-engineering . Please and please stop thinking within the box of what you think you know and try and interact with different Mechanical Engineers-it will change your mindset! Just do a little study on Job openings for mechanical engineers and you will understand more clearly the type of responsibilities, roles and skill-sets that are required from most Mechanical Engineers.Best of luck friend
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by answerspls: 5:21pm On Mar 16, 2016
Rapmoney:
The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'.

It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate! wink:

1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days? I know very well that 'Parts of Speech' is the foundation of English as far as the subject is concerned. So, it means you have not been serious all those years to learn the foundation of communication!!! Whether you like it or not, English is the lingua-franca in Nigeria and if you can't communicate fluently in it, you are a half-baked graduate!!!

2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like! cool

3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things!

4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!!

5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! grin. If the 'illiterate' carpenter or welder can transfer his knowledge and skills to others, what stops you from doing same as an 'educated' person? Every graduate should have the ability to teach. You would be shocked when you see how some graduates of Political Science teach Government in the schools where they are undertaking their NYSC primary assignment! grin. Some don't even know the meaning of a constitution!

6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go' grin

7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing grin

8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? Who go type CV and edit for you?

9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!!

10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!!

Peace! One love!!! cheesy
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by esoket1776: 6:23pm On Mar 18, 2016
Life With Terry "10 inspirational quotes than can improve yourself"
It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.

Just don't ask how it happened, please.

But what's really interesting is that how do people go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there really must be something in this 'mind-over-matter' thing.

Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of what's been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it's better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One of my favorite celebrities of all time may have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and he's bound to mock the subject and you'll end up laughing rather than being upset about it.

Esoke Terry has this to say:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said.

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life's little problems isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up.
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