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From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 1:34pm On May 08, 2009
Dear Studere,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

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Re: From Lola To Studere by romsky: 1:40pm On May 08, 2009
this letter & dat of granny's coffin sent from obodo oyinbo don dey re-surface
Re: From Lola To Studere by Lolabbey: 1:42pm On May 08, 2009
lol.i will only pretend i ddnt read dis

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Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 1:42pm On May 08, 2009
is it? apologies o cheesy cheesy

I thot it was very funny! and I kept seeing Lola and studio taking the part cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 1:43pm On May 08, 2009
even lola dey feel me on this!
Re: From Lola To Studere by Lolabbey: 1:51pm On May 08, 2009
i feel thou not on dis wink
Re: From Lola To Studere by romsky: 1:54pm On May 08, 2009
lola ati ore re ble
Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 1:59pm On May 08, 2009
its all lauv, lol

a


its all luv!
Re: From Lola To Studere by sylve11: 2:00pm On May 08, 2009
time for parry, put on ma dncing shoe cool
Re: From Lola To Studere by romsky: 2:03pm On May 08, 2009
so long no be dat ur best shoe wey dey praise God sha
Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 2:03pm On May 08, 2009
:d :d
Re: From Lola To Studere by studio43(m): 2:05pm On May 08, 2009
who's this studere sef?

i wonder were ble ble got that from . cuz i've never come across such identity here before




sylvex,

your own size of shoe never enter market

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Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 2:06pm On May 08, 2009
It's amazing how a mad man never knows he is mad!
cheesy
Re: From Lola To Studere by sylve11: 2:10pm On May 08, 2009
romade:

so long no be dat ur best shoe wey dey praise God sha

i go wound u o cool


studio43:

who's this studere sef?

i wonder were ble ble got that from . cuz i've never come across such identity here before




sylvex,

your own size of shoe never enter market


na today? cool


blissieng:

It's amazing how a mad man never knows he is mad!
cheesy


u mean studere is mad? shocked shocked cool
Re: From Lola To Studere by studio43(m): 2:11pm On May 08, 2009
it is not every stupid idiot that speaks to you that u speak back at. especially when the stupid idiot is not on the same level with you.
Re: From Lola To Studere by romsky: 2:15pm On May 08, 2009
hmm suffry suffry dey throw big grammar
Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 2:19pm On May 08, 2009
wink
Re: From Lola To Studere by Bbeee: 2:22pm On May 08, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: From Lola To Studere by studio43(m): 2:25pm On May 08, 2009
see wetin hard drugs dey do to some people.
Re: From Lola To Studere by romsky: 2:42pm On May 08, 2009
tell dem ow long it took u 2 let go
Re: From Lola To Studere by studio43(m): 2:50pm On May 08, 2009
u are confuse.
Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 2:59pm On May 08, 2009
;d :d
Re: From Lola To Studere by tytylayor: 3:04pm On May 08, 2009
studere?
Re: From Lola To Studere by studio43(m): 3:09pm On May 08, 2009
abeg help me ask them o lol
Re: From Lola To Studere by dani1luv: 3:09pm On May 08, 2009
tytylayor:

studere?
french language cheesy
Re: From Lola To Studere by studio43(m): 3:11pm On May 08, 2009
hehehe,
Re: From Lola To Studere by romsky: 3:12pm On May 08, 2009
comma lafta
Re: From Lola To Studere by blissieng(f): 3:14pm On May 08, 2009
someone got it finally!!! phweew! thot we'd never get there,
Re: From Lola To Studere by dani1luv: 3:15pm On May 08, 2009
undecided
Re: From Lola To Studere by Lolabbey: 3:16pm On May 08, 2009
tytylayor:

studere?


yfy no be flies dey ya head so wink
Re: From Lola To Studere by studio43(m): 3:23pm On May 08, 2009
another yfy in the building abi? lol, chai, see as re-brandings just dey go on for here
Re: From Lola To Studere by dani1luv: 3:25pm On May 08, 2009
cheesy studio you nor well cheesy

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