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| Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 8:16pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
To re-package your self isn't a crime; kindly note the new titles for the following jobs : *GARDENER: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *HOUSE MAID: House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *RECEPTIONIST: Office Access Control Manager(OACM) *TYPIST: Printed Document Handler (PDH) *MESSENGER: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *WINDOW CLEANER: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *TEMPORARY TEACHER: Associate Tutor (AT) *TEA BOY: Refreshment Specialist (RS) *GARBAGE COLLECTOR: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *WATCHMAN: Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *THIEF: Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *DRIVER: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *MAID: Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *EMPLOYEE Without PORTFOLIO: Administration Manager (AM) *BUS CONDUCTOR: Chief Exit Officer (CEO) *COOK: Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO) *BARBER: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) Do Not Forget *UNEMPLOYED: Town Surveyor (TS) *GOSSIP: Research & Communications Manager (RCM). *BAD BELLE PEOPLE: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) *LOCAL DRUNK: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) *MECHANIC: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) *TAILOR: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) *YAHOO BOYS: International Wealth Re-Distribution Consultant (IWRC) Feel free to add yours!!! |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by feldido(m): 8:20pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
Nairabetters = Sport Traders (ST)  Palmwine Taper = Alcohol Distillers (AD) |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by respect80(m): 8:24pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
That unemployed got my ribs cracking |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 8:24pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
GATEMAN: Madam Servicer And Puna Engineer (MSPE)... |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Merlissa(f): 8:38pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
Can't stop laughing... |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by marshalcarter: 8:42pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
I see ntn funny abt dis  |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ElDaIllest:thats d only thing u know... nawa for u tho |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 8:54pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ME:Kimberly Opening No1 Destroyer Officer (KONDO) |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 8:57pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
kimberly222:ME:Kimberly Opening No1 Destroyer Officer (KONDO) |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by OKUCHI11(m): 9:00pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
I smell front page for this |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 9:15pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ElDaIllest:wetin i destroy now |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 9:16pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
kimberly222:why you dey test me? |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ElDaIllest:abeg carry ur wahala nd go.. u re d problm nigeria is facing today |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 9:29pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
kimberly222:last time I checked it was boko haram,I don't posses explosives but the only time I blow when i get head |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 9:29pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
kimberly222:last time I checked it was boko haram,I don't posess explosives but the only time I blow when i get head |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 9:35pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ElDaIllest:d reason why am replying is bcause am very idle this night.. so if u have better gist bring it on |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 9:53pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
kimberly222:why i'm replying you cos i'm cooking can't wait for this food to done make person go sleep abeg |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 9:55pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ElDaIllest:suit urself |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
kimberly222:coat yourself hehe |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
ElDaIllest:u dont have a sense of humor at all.. nawa oo |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by ElDaIllest(m): 10:14pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
kimberly222:wait for your mind I wan impress you? Hahahaha that's the most hilarious joke I've heard today |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
[quote author=ElDaIllest post=39561941] wait for your mind I wan impress you? Hahahaha that's the most hilarious joke I've heard today [/quotetake several seats..LAGA!!! |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by Nobody: 10:28pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
marshalcarter:It's well with you! |
| Re: Funny List Of New Job Titles!!! by marshalcarter: 4:30am On Nov 01, 2015 |
debolly:And with ya spirit |
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