The FA has released new rules to protect Chelsea from relegation.

1. Chelsea will be allowed to field 13 players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consecutive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal.. Including off target shots.

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that's a straight penalty regardless of the position.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 substitutions.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won, 4 points for a draw n 2 points if they lose.

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goal keepers at the same time.

8. Any attempt to tackle or mark Hazard will result to a penalty.

9. Finally Jose Mou will be allowed to instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing...

10. Goal line technology will be placed in penalty spot of Chelsea opponent.

11. Any offside attempt most be counted as goal for Chelsea.

12.Any clean sheet will be 15points for Chelsea

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Hilariously hilarious

Romantically hilarious!!