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Why So Soon by angelz(f): 12:29pm On Oct 13, 2006
A man dcided 2 march in d holy crusades. Concludin dat his wife shuld wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions n gives d key 2 his best frnd. He tells him 'lf l dnt return within 4 yrs, unlock my wife n set her free 2 live a normal life'. So d husband leaves on horseback n about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust bhind him. He wait 4 it 2 come closer n sees his best frnd. 'wat's wrong' he asks. YOU GAVE ME D WRONG KEY!!!
Re: Why So Soon by casper(m): 1:22pm On Oct 13, 2006
old skool, still funny though
Re: Why So Soon by daviespan(m): 7:37pm On Oct 17, 2006
@angelz

have i told you wt a cute and funny thing u are? wink

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