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Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by collinsinchrist(m): 12:24pm On Nov 03, 2015
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Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by Beesluv: 12:28pm On Nov 03, 2015
post 1 here, then I can click to see others
Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by collinsinchrist(m): 2:17pm On Nov 03, 2015
Beesluv:
post 1 here, then I can click to see others

A well dressed, handsome looking, young science graduate was walking past the brick fence surrounding a psychiatric hospital close to Yaba when he heard the noise of the patients inside chanting “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” Well, that made him curious, so he went round the whole building to see if he could get a place from where he could peep in to see what it is that is gladdening the inmates but he found none. He was almost giving up when he saw a key-hole on one of the doors close to where the noise was coming from. So, he decided to peek inside and see what was going on. All the while, the patients were still in there chanting “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” So the man leaned over, puts his eye to the key-hole, and instantly and unexpectedly, someone poked him with a stick in the eye *POP*. As he was recovering from the shock, he heard the patients change the wordings of their song of jubilation to “FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN!”
Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by collinsinchrist(m): 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2015
Beesluv:
post 1 here, then I can click to see others

MORAL
Some never stay where they are assigned to, no matter what you tell them. They are so nosy that they want to be everywhere, know everything, and be involved in all. Such people will not learn their lesson until they get punished for their actions. Why must you be interested in what does not concern you. Must you always go beyond your boundary. Each time you go off the limit you miss the mark and you end up paying dearly for it. Whatever happens to you then, it is your fault. There are a thousand and one things that need your attention which you have not yet attended to; still, all that you are most interested in is just to interfere into issues that do not concern you. The way you show your concern is even more than those who should be most concerned. Better learn a lesson from the story above before it is too late. Do not be too inquisitive, especially in matters that have nothing to do with you; it will always get you into trouble. Even Jesus, most times do not come into situations until he is invited.
Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by Beesluv: 3:15pm On Nov 03, 2015
collinsinchrist:


MORAL
Some never stay where they are assigned to, no matter what you tell them. They are so nosy that they want to be everywhere, know everything, and be involved in all. Such people will not learn their lesson until they get punished for their actions. Why must you be interested in what does not concern you. Must you always go beyond your boundary. Each time you go off the limit you miss the mark and you end up paying dearly for it. Whatever happens to you then, it is your fault. There are a thousand and one things that need your attention which you have not yet attended to; still, all that you are most interested in is just to interfere into issues that do not concern you. The way you show your concern is even more than those who should be most concerned. Better learn a lesson from the story above before it is too late. Do not be too inquisitive, especially in matters that have nothing to do with you; it will always get you into trouble. Even Jesus, most times do not come into situations until he is invited.

Very very very funny story, no wonder I was the only one that commented grin grin grin
Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by Beesluv: 3:17pm On Nov 03, 2015
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Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by Beesluv: 3:21pm On Nov 03, 2015
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collinsinchrist:


A well dressed, handsome looking, young science graduate was walking past the brick fence surrounding a psychiatric hospital close to Yaba when he heard the noise of the patients inside chanting “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” Well, that made him curious, so he went round the whole building to see if he could get a place from where he could peep in to see what it is that is gladdening the inmates but he found none. He was almost giving up when he saw a key-hole on one of the doors close to where the noise was coming from. So, he decided to peek inside and see what was going on. All the while, the patients were still in there chanting “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” So the man leaned over, puts his eye to the key-hole, and instantly and unexpectedly, someone poked him with a stick in the eye *POP*. As he was recovering from the shock, he heard the patients change the wordings of their song of jubilation to “FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN!”
Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by collinsinchrist(m): 3:41pm On Nov 03, 2015
Beesluv:

Very very very funny story, no wonder I was the only one that commented grin grin grin

What about the morals?
Re: Download A Collection Of Clean Jokes And Morals by collinsinchrist(m): 5:46pm On Nov 07, 2015
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