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| Living Corpse by tripdizle(m): 3:22pm On Oct 13, 2006 |
A dubious man who had been fond of robbing taxi drivers of their fares by telling them he was a walking corpse met the shock of his life one fateful day.This is how it happened. On previous lucky occassions,a dialogue like this usually ensues: taxi driver:oga,please pay your money passenger:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-YOU-ARE-CARRYING-A-CORPSE? taxi driver  stops the cab and runs so fast) yeeeh!a corpse,help! help!!But on this fateful day, taxi driver:oga,please pay your money passenger:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-YOU-ARE-CARRYING-A-CORPSE? taxi driver:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-THAT-I-AM-ALSO-A-CORPSE? taxi driver:hmm-THAT-MEANS-YOU-ARE-MY-FELLOW-CORPSE passenger terrified as he runs out of the cab) yeeeh!a real corpse,help!!As he was running,he met a man who asked him what the problem was.He explained everything to him and could not believe his ears when the man replied saying "when I was alive, the same thing happened to me too." The dubious man had no other choice than to faint. |
| Re: Living Corpse by robby1(m): 9:38pm On Oct 14, 2006 |
Thıs joke ıs suppossed to be funny but u dıdnt tell ıt well. maybe someother tıme ı wıll remembert to laugh. |
| Re: Living Corpse by angelz(f): 11:37pm On Oct 14, 2006 |
Yeah robby! D joke isn't funny. Just 2 dry, maybe d problm is wit me. |
| Re: Living Corpse by biyibabe(f): 6:41am On Oct 15, 2006 |
Never mind.trip dizle, It is still funny.  |
| Re: Living Corpse by daviespan(m): 6:45pm On Oct 17, 2006 |
not to me biyibabe: |
| Re: Living Corpse by tripdizle(m): 7:13pm On Nov 26, 2006 |
wotever  |
| Re: Living Corpse by Mystique(f): 4:54pm On Nov 28, 2006 |
C'mon guyz, its really funny   |
| Re: Living Corpse by robby1(m): 8:31pm On Dec 03, 2006 |
trip dizle:mystique and biyibabe, do u really want to tell me this is so funny?  |
| Re: Living Corpse by Oracle(m): 1:14am On Dec 04, 2006 |
Well there's a reason to laugh |
| Re: Living Corpse by tripdizle(m): 7:40pm On Dec 18, 2006 |
:d :d :d ;d ;d ;d :d   :d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
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