The Fura_de_Nunus: One of us must be class captain

Mr Odeku's children : Well,we support you

The Baby_Oku's: Heineken 's son is our BLOODer, let him remain class captain

The Heineken's: Either Heineken Lolo remains or we scatter class

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Class teacher declaration : Fura_de_Nunu Longman is your new class captain as he is most accepted

The Heinekens: Our brother was a weak captain jare, let's move on

The Odeku's: Ahan, Heineken, but you said you will scatter class

The Heinekens: All na wash

The Baby_Oku's: We no go gree o, we must Have another class, Primary 4B

Other members of the class: Just now?, but your BLOODer has moved on, he's even a visiting ex-captain to Primary 3 as they choose captain

The Baby_Oku's: We are not scattering class because of him, we been wan scatter class since

Odeku 'Luabi: We love you, let's not divide into Primary 4 A and B

Baby_Oku Nuka: Lies, you are fond of causing violence against us, you hate us, Our class is a ZOO

Odeku Saka: ZOO ke? Does that mean you are an animal? Because we've all been staying in this class together for long

Baby_Oku Nuka: Come and see o, they are calling us animals again, they want to kill us in this class o, they have done it before

Odeku 'Luabi: Were you not the one who started fight the other time, besides, it's been long, we were in Primary 1 then, you should have forgotten and move on

Baby_Okus: We wee not agree, we are staging mass protest, we know you have plans to beat us up, we will report to the Headmaster, we wee not take this!

Others: X_X

Caveat: This story is a fictitious imagination of Ilesanmi Iyanu Samuel, any resemblance with whatever is happening in your part of the world is a surprising coincidence

Source: Facebook page of the writer

Cc: Lalasticlala

Crap!!!

Demi, is that your middle name?

Have u forgotten it's urs? for u to av written such dumb post