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Frog Jump by Truth001(m): 9:20am On Nov 06, 2015
I went to watch Baryern vs Arsenal on Wednesday, b4 d match even started there was this guy sitting next to me who was a chronic stammerer & an Arsenal fan. He was very confident d@ dey r going to beat Baryern, but I just kept quiet coz I no dey r going to c hell. Another man was besides me very calm n cool, he just kept quiet without saying a word, my spirit was like this man must b dangerous d way he is calm. Loh n behold d game was not favoring Arsenal n my guy is on fire, I tried calming him down but he was just disturbing everyone. D quiet man said to him, uncle pls u r disturbing us. His answer was like ewo lo un se man yi, a beg woju ooo(what is wrong with this man, pls be careful ooo) I shared my head, and looked @ d man he just smiled. I was surprised to c him smile, so I looked @ him again n saw something stranged. D cap on his head, d man nah military man oooo. Then I no say trouble is about to happen, when d match gets to 4-1 n d man shouts goallllll, my guy became more annoyed n says to d man eyin olote yiii I, wetin b yr own self. It's like d guy don high well, d man asked him r u talking to me n he said yes. U b vandamme, guy go luk bush.... D ma was then provoked, stood up n gave him a know on his face, come c red everywhere. My guy was like haaaa I go kill u today, d man's phone rang n he told d caller to drive down to d viewing center. After some minutes, d caller came with an Army hilux, come c my guy wey dey rake b4 come gentle, Bros u know say wetin u do no gud. D man said to him r u not killing me again, my guy say kill u ke. Nah joke I dey ooo.....

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