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Truth's About Men & Women by DONFASZY(m): 3:55pm On May 13, 2009 |
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A successful woman is one who can find such a man To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does Return to |
Re: Truth's About Men & Women by Ben13: 4:02pm On May 13, 2009 |
the truth is that both married and unmarried men are not willing to die |
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