READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED…

Say, you met with this lady and at her instance, your impression changed, and in the mind you concluded that the beautiful ladies ‘have now been born.’ Your oratory proficiency became badly damaged such that you now utter and mumble statements that begs to accept recognition here on earth, except in the underworld. You understand what was happening, yet you cannot control the frequency of the breeze emerging from your vocal structures which has now dropped a little, and eroded the control of your jaw alongside, such that your jaw now opens unnecessarily in absolute bewilderment. Well, you accepted fate and continued your philosophical, political, and societal analysis, but the rational enquiry about her seeks to interfere with your analysis, thus, connecting only her picture that you have encountered in the dream a long time ago, with her actual self.
Alright, you decided to get her out of your brain and your sight, by discarding all of these things that is capable of making you remember her, but as much as your heart pumps a certain volume of blood in a rush, you can bet that she is somewhere around you. None-the-less your writing ability is still intact and you decide to gather your experiences in a piece of writing, here she comes again taunting you with unusual comments. Somebody who wouldn’t even give you an audience in the ‘real life.’
Then, you decided that the only option is to approach her and speak the language you feel she will understand. You are good at that, and because of that singular decision, you took a wrap of kaikai that unpredictable morning. The kaikai ushered you into a new, quite unusual beautiful morning. She told you that she’s at a popular shopping mall, the shopping mall that send shivers into the spine of guys with meagre incomes, because of its tendency to destroy relationships, regardless of its years of existence. Well, with the guts afforded by the kaikai, you withdrew what was left in your account as you are bent on satisfying this lady, with the hope of telling her your intentions. You got to the shopping mall, eager to do something incredible for the first time, you told her now to worry as she made to pay for the goods. Luckily, you were saved by grace as the cashier handed over a change that is only capable of ferrying you back home, and no more…
You took the chance in front of the mall, as she was about to take a bike by taking her to the eatery nearby. You got to the eatery and as luck would have it, you attempted to talk and the kaikai began to function. Only to discover that the air coming from your lungs was not just enough to say I love you, so you switched.
As a perhaps former church-boy or brother, you went the righteous way, not minding your environment and the impression that may be created in the mind of this brethren-the lady.
“Before we begin anything let us pray”, you uttered feebly.
“Sure”, she responded in a characteristic manner.
With her eyes closed, you begin to pray. During the ‘inspirational’ prayer, and something within you told you to open your eyes. You opened your eyes, first and foremost, you saw various prying eyes focused on you. Your partner seems to have disappeared. She seemed to have left you in the midst of a ridiculous trial that came with the very first attempt…

-ORIMOLOYE, Ifeoluwa
9th day of November, 2015.

Funny but sh***tty.