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Amaechi Meets Wike,shared Joke With Him (photo) by Ndlistic(m): 9:21pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
Eight years ago they were confidants. They
ate together, laughed together, cried
together. The pain of one was the pain of the
other and the joy of one was the joy of the
other. They jointly celebrated. They jointly
defended the state against EFCC invasions. They were “like lightning and thunder, inseparable.” All those disappeared, melted away when power entered their lives. Now, along this very narrow corridor, they meet. One takes a furtive glance at the other and pretends he does not exist. He made to pass him... Amaechi: Bros, so you don’t know how to greet again? Wike: Shouldn’t I have said that? You who saw me from afar and threw away your face as if no one is here. If you can’t acknowledge my sheer size, at least, my position should have been respected... Amaechi: Your position? What position? Governor? Mchewwww. (Looks aside) As if he is the first to be governor. He has forgotten I was there for eight years...an upstart empowered by us. Wike: Eight years, and so what? I hope you are not getting carried away by your social media worshippers who call you ‘Jagaban’ of Niger Delta; Commander of South South politics? You have forgotten that goats follow only the one with fresh palm fronds and no one makes way for the rider of the horse of yesterday. You even hissed at the governor of your state. If it were under the military, you know what the wages of that sin would have been? Amaechi: You are not my governor. Have you forgotten what the tribunal said? If you like kontinuu to insult me, strutting all around like a peacock. We will soon organise a reception to welcome you back home so you can resume the only title you merit — husband of your wife... Wike: Is that the assurance you got from your witches and wizards? They have lost their vision. You will be disappointed. Amaechi: Meanwhile, sorry o. I can see you now know how painful it could be to be without a powerful mum to run to every five minutes. Those guys really spoilt you while their power lasted. How are you going to cope now? Now that Mummy and Daddy are no longer in the Villa, who do you report me to now? Villaless governor. Dia Ris Godu ooo... Wike: I know you have no respect for elders. And I am not surprised; even the one who created your political relevance, how did you treat him? That is why we are making you an Abuja politician. Just remain there with your insults. Amaechi: You know what it means to be minister under a saintly General? Wike: Minister? So, you are this excited because a Fulani man wants to make you the new Orubebe? Ok o....I thought you were so blessed with a very huge sense of self- worth. What has gotten into you? I can’t believe my Rotimi is falling head over heels because he is going to do what small men already did. Amaechi: Look, Chief of Staff... Wike: Who is your Chief of Staff? Continue eating today’s pounded yam with last year’s bushmeat. I moved on to higher grounds when you felt threatened by my clout. You thought Abuja would pluck my beautiful feathers but I came back a peacock — king of birds... Amaechi: Peacock indeed. A songless bird beautified with our plumage is now flaunting its feathers in our face. No wonder you roll, stroll and strut the streets as if you are the first to be governor here.... Wike: I may not be the first to be governor here but I am the first to demystify a sitting governor in Rivers State. You couldn’t install your protege and so the whole world won’t know peace, abi? Abeegi. I cowed you and you won’t stop smarting from the well deserved humiliation. I will... Amaechi: Now, listen! You know the meaning of living on borrowed time? If you don’t, I promise I will show you the meaning soon...very soon. Wike: When are you returning our money? Amaechi: Which money? Did I sign any cheque? Abegi...say something else joor. Wike: And the other time you said you never took or gave a bribe in your life, Rotimi. It is me Nyesom talking o...Can you swear by your third leg that you meant what you said? Amaechi: I’m a Christian. You are the native doctor who can swear by Egbesu gods...if you like go to Benin or Ile Ife to swear by their 201 gods...me, na only one God I am looking up to... Wike: That reminds me of the rivers we crossed before we could take power here...Now, look into my eyes....say those words again.... Rotimi looks at Nyesom. His lips about to say something but, at that moment, a pilot strolled in to tell one of them his jet was ready. The other sends for his own pilot to ask when his own flight will be set...They cast one last, long look at each other...Former friends...tomorrow is another day. It is a dream! Source : http://tribuneonlineng.com/node/21757 2 Likes
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Re: Amaechi Meets Wike,shared Joke With Him (photo) by Bambless1(m): 9:30pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
No |
Re: Amaechi Meets Wike,shared Joke With Him (photo) by nikkiking(m): 9:35pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
Op you and lie Mohammed who sabi lie pass 1 Like |
Re: Amaechi Meets Wike,shared Joke With Him (photo) by Naijji: 9:38pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
Imaginative |
Re: Amaechi Meets Wike,shared Joke With Him (photo) by Obrigardo: 9:41pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
Ndlistic: you just wrote all these dry joke rubbish for a fake photoshop pic. you jobless oh! |
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