[b] Two young ladies arrived at church wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts.Here is what the pastor told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit.Then he said something that they might never forget in their lives.He looked at them straight in the eyes and said,''ladies,everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see,find or get. 1.Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground,covered and protected. 2.Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean,covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. 3.Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine,covered with layers of rock,and to get them,you have to work hard and dig deep down to get them.He looked at them with serious eyes and said,''you are far more precious than gold,diamonds and pearls,and you should be covered too''.So he added that,if you keep your treasured minerals just like gold,diamond and pearls,deeply covered up,a reputable mining organisation with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.First,they will contact your government(family) ,sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally(legal marriage). But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth,you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally.Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and think they can dig you.Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it will invite professional miners to chase you.Let us all encourage our girls to dress well and refrain from sexual immorality...God bless you! [/b]

well written op
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