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Hilarious Questions With Fitting Answers by Pennah(m): 1:36pm On Nov 11, 2015
Okay Let's Play
Just a Lol Q: What is the similarity between
men
and rats?
A: Both keep searching for newholes

Q:
What is the closest thing similar to a
woman's
period? A: Your salary, it comes once a
month
lasts about 5-days and if it doesn't come,it
means
you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the
difference
between biology and sociology?A: When the
baby
looks like his dador mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then
it
is sociology.

Q octor: You look so weak &
exhausted. Are youhaving 3 meals a day as I
have
advised? A:Lady: Doctor, I thoughtyou said 3
males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go
for a
movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the
girl's
skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? . . .
.A:
The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river
to take a bath. Tarzan
removed
his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan
asked"Why"?A: The animals told
him. , ,,, , , , , ,, , , , ,Your tail is in front".
Re: Hilarious Questions With Fitting Answers by Nobody: 1:58pm On Nov 11, 2015
grin
the last oneoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Hilarious Questions With Fitting Answers by Niyeal(m): 2:07pm On Nov 11, 2015
Hehehe
Re: Hilarious Questions With Fitting Answers by ozy4christ(f): 4:03pm On Nov 11, 2015
hahahahahahahaha, wetin d bf dey find inside d gf s clothe

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