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| How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 4:27pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Na so I check my own ooo, I con see say na love go kill me! LOL  Oya, check yours! These are some macabre predictions. Part of life's deal is that at some point, it ends. Hopefully that time comes when you've had a long and happy life. We all die, and your zodiac sign has some predictions about what will lead to your inevitable death. Since there's no prediction that you'll die peacefully in your sleep or from terminal illness, these are purely for entertainment purposes. I wouldn't sell everything you own and fly to Italy right now, unless it's something you've always wanted to do (then you absolutely should). You need to have experiences to remember during your final days. Aries (March 21 - April 19): Death by being buried in avalanche snow on Mount Everest. Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Death by handcuffing yourself to a tree in the forest, and swallowing the key. Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Death by losing a ninja battle and getting cut in half. Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Death by getting stuck in your ex-lover's chimney. Leo (July 23 - August 22): Death by taking a selfie with a rattlesnake. Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Death by shock when trapped in a swingers retreat. Libra (September 23 - October 22): Death by indecisiveness at the frozen yogurt store. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Death by too much sex. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Death by cheese-rolling. (They told you it was dangerous.) Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Death by getting left behind on Jupiter. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Death by too much partying at Burning Man. Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Death by sushi, AKA death by pufferfish. |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by eyeon(m): 4:37pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Nke ahu gbasara unu... #TeamAquarius |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 4:39pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by Nobody: 4:43pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
donTbone:hahahahaha the bolded |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by eyeon(m): 4:43pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
donTbone:"That one concerns you people." As una talk say na partying go kill aquarians wey be introvert babas and mamas. |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 4:45pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
nickkylawve: You must like partying!  Well, advice is..always get a guard while going for a party!  |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by Nobody: 4:48pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
hahahahaha abi NA wats yours? donTbone: |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 4:50pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by Nobody: 4:52pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by Nobody: 4:53pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Aquarius representin. I'm the loner type of Aquarius though, no partying. |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by falconey(m): 4:54pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
I want to go in peace when I got to go. |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 4:58pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
nickkylawve: Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Death by getting stuck in your ex-lover's chimney.  |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 4:59pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:No worry, you go soon dey acquinted with partying when the time z ripe  |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by Sveen: 5:03pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Death by a rattlesnake, good thing I'm not a picture freak. |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by Nobody: 5:09pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
PunkyVeer: Really!!! I dont like partying too. only bedroom parties |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by missKiffy(f): 5:09pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
I don't believe in Zodiac signs |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 5:11pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
missKiffy:Believe or not...post yours make we see wetin go kill you! |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by missKiffy(f): 5:14pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
donTbone:I no even bother read am sef, I jst comment |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 5:14pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by Nobody: 5:18pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
PuciPrince: Hehehe |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by menabae(f): 6:04pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Nah nah,nt funny |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by donTbone(m): 6:07pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
menabae:Show us and lets know if its funny or not! |
| Re: How You 'll Die, According To Your Zodiac Sign. by missKiffy(f): 8:30pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
donTbone:I no dey read am |
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