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Lol... Are Nigerians This Bad? by TheQueenBee756(f): 2:51am On Nov 12, 2015
Angels: God, we are tired of the Nigerians in heaven here o.
God: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They dont follow instructions, they dont obey traffic rules, they dont wait for their turn in everything, they are completely reckless. Infact they have turned this place into a living hell since they got here.
God: Then we better send them to hell! (calls Lucifer) Hello?
Lucifer: Hello God, call me back, there's an issue i'm trying to resolve here.

Five mins later...
God: Hello?
Lucifer: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.

Ten minutes later...
Lucifer: Hello?
God: What's going on there?
Lucifer: It's the Nigerians i have here in hell. They... they... they have quenched the fire and installed air conditioners!!
Re: Lol... Are Nigerians This Bad? by FisifunKododada: 3:10am On Nov 12, 2015
cool

Re: Lol... Are Nigerians This Bad? by TheQueenBee756(f): 3:14am On Nov 12, 2015
Re: Lol... Are Nigerians This Bad? by flylykace: 5:08am On Nov 12, 2015
Trying to create something out of everything

Nigeria: Good People
Great Nation

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