Below are some of the xteristics of Nigerians .. Some are funny no doubt but they are so true..

Pls easy on the bashing if u will....


You know you are Nigerian when.......


After elections there are a lot of litigations challenging the results...


You see someone coming out of the market, yet you still ask "ah you go market"


Your unique ringtone prompts the person beside you to say "I love your ringtone, can i put on my Bluetooth"


You enter a bank hall and tell the last person on queue "I'm behind you".


Your mother will beat you and don't want you to cry by telling you "if I hear peem"


You made First Class and still find it difficult to gain employment...


You greet someone good morning , and what you hear is " you don wake?


You take 2nd position in class and your mum asks you if the person with the 1st position has 2 heads....


Walking away, you still say " I am coming ".


You eat yam for breakfast, drink garri for lunch and eat eba for dinner. Shey its balanced diet ni.


You can have driving license without knowing how to drive..


You still call A.T.M.... ATM machine...


You price three gala for #120... Choi


ATM pays you, u confirm the money first b4 taking your card.


You give your mum your life savings as a kid & when you come for it she says "The food you've been eating nko". Lol...



You finish eating gala before checking d expiry date... Chai


You tell your mum am hungry, she replies you. Come chop me na.


All noodles are called indomie & all seasoning called maggi...


When Security forces shoots at unarmed persons and nobody is talking about it...

Your name is Olumadesomefun...


Your name is Zikoranachidimma....


Your name is Shukriyah


Your name is Oghenenyerhovwo

So funny!

You are jobless at home and still claiming that the government created 2million jobs

brize:
You are jobless at home and still claiming that the government created 2million jobs

Abi ooo