NEW FA RULES TO ENABLE CHELSEA FC AVOID RELEGATION.

1. Chelsea will be allowed to play with 13 players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consecutive corner kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal by Chelsea strikers will be treated as a goal

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 substitutions

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.

8. Any attempt to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty

9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match goes on

May Chelsea succeed.....Looool

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