1. Each time you want to start your noisy “I better
pass my neighbour” generator, place it by your
neighbour’s window. If they complain about it, tell
them “that’s how I want it.”
2. When you’re watching a football match with other
people, wait until a team is making a move that is
likely to result in a goal, then stand right in front of
the TV, and say, “check me out.” Or better yet, just
switch off the TV at that point.
3. Visit the ATM when there is a long queue of
people waiting under the scorching heat of the sun,
ignore the long queue, head straight for the ATM,
and try to make your withdrawal.
4. When it’s a day to your exams, when everyone is
reading in the library, break the silence by using
your foot to rub a bottle-top against the ground. If
you’re told to stop, tell them it helps you assimilate
better.
5. Give your dog the name, “Dog”.
6. Do not add any inflection (lowered tone) to the
end of your sentences, producing awkward silences
with the impression that you still have more to say.
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
your hands over your ears.

8. Disassemble your pen and deliberately flip the ink
cartridge across your room.
9. Adjust the color tint on your TV so that
everything appears green, and insist to others that
“green is your best color.”
10. Wear a bright pink shirt over a lemon green
skirt/pair of trousers. Add a sky blue shoe to match,
and top it with a white hat.
11. Pay for everything you buy with N5 notes only —
even when you spend N10,000.
12. While driving, park right in the middle of the road,
and bring out a newspaper to read.
13. When you see someone reading, stand over their
shoulder and read aloud what you see in their book.
14. Ask anyone you just meet what gender they are
15. Insist on obviously wrong facts, such as saying
it’s a Saturday when it’s actually a Tuesday.
16. Leave your home decorated with lit Christmas
lights until September.
17. Chew on pens that you borrowed
18. Use too much perfume.
19. At every gathering, reserve an extra seat for
your handbag, even when there are no chairs for
others.
20. Never make eye contact when talking to others.
21. Never break eye contact when talking to others.
Source:

http://nigerianfinder.com/ways-to-annoy-others/

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lalasticlala

22 book space for fp wit dot(.)

-Shiit for public toilet without flushing
-wen u dey in d middle of deep sleep only for person to flash u
-wash ur singlet hang am for outside only for person to take am clean oil thinking say na rag

Make una no kill someone for here oooooo.....

See as I laugh fall from chair

#7 tho!!!!

Lalasticala, Seun, Ishilove...FOod don come o.

Funny

at a restaurant send back your ice water, saying it's not cold enough

greatestman:
2. When you’re watching a football match
with other
people, wait until a team is making a
move that is
likely to result in a goal, then stand right in front of
the TV, and say, “check me out.” Or better
yet, just
switch off the TV at that point.
3. Visit the ATM when there is a long
queue of people waiting under the scorching heat
of the sun,
ignore the long queue, head straight for
the ATM,
and try to make your withdrawal.11. Pay for everything you buy with N5
notes only —
even when you spend N10,000.

Lwkmd