solosimple:

OR U CAN JUST PUT IT ROUND YOUR NECK

;DCRAZY!

even on the passenger seat beside you while playing "big boy"

Funny

solosimple:

OR U CAN JUST PUT IT ROUND YOUR NECK

;DCRAZY!

Carlosein:

even on the passenger seat beside you while playing "big boy"

Carlosein:

you put am under driver's seat now

Yall are a crazy bunch!!

Carlosein:

you put am under driver's seat now

make the thing drag me go under

Carlosein:

even on the passenger seat beside you while playing "big boy"

sounds better, this way i pet it once a wyl

I would have bn a proud owner of okada. The reason why I've not bought a bike - security issues.

@Poster
do you have an option for bike?

Ejike3:

I would have bn a proud owner of okada. The reason why I've not bought a bike - security issues.

@Poster
do you have an option for bike?

the snake should be perfect for u

u fit wrap am round the bike

Oxone:

the snake should be perfect for u

u fit wrap am round the bike

or ontop your head in place of helmet (dare any lastma come near you )

Ejike3:

I would have bn a proud owner of okada. The reason why I've not bought a bike - security issues.

@Poster
do you have an option for bike?

Hmm, Well due to the nature of bikes as per say they are easy to steal I would like to recomend my latest addition to my stock all the way from M.I.T (U.S.A) in conjuction with with Ijebu and okpuje Juju.( no fear it wnt affect the owner of the bike except, hmm u decide to steal ya own bike!!!)

Specifications are as follow:

Dual syndicated non revolving locks synchronised to assymentrically function with timing dual core pro oblonised(R) grounding circuits. ;auto back up 10,000volts tassers connected to bike frame  for effective DETERANCE; and the grande finale of this security is the fly by wire ugbeleke[/color][color=#990000] finely concealed in undisclosed places to hypnotise the thief and make him report im self  to any police station of your choice|!!! ,

For your information this spec has to be used with extreme caution ,
Please do not hesitate to ask questions when in doubt!!! and hurry while stocks last!!

oblo:



Hmm, Well due to the nature of bikes as per say they are easy to steal I would like to recomend my latest addition to my stock all the way from M.I.T (U.S.A) in conjuction with with Ijebu and okpuje Juju.( no fear it wnt affect the owner of the bike except, hmm u decide to steal ya own bike!!!)

Specifications are as follow:

Dual syndicated non revolving locks synchronised to assymentrically function with timing dual core pro oblonised(R) grounding circuits. ;auto back up 10,000volts tassers connected to bike frame  for effective DETERANCE; and the grande finale of this security is the fly by wire ugbeleke[/color][color=#990000] finely concealed in undisclosed places to hypnotise the thief and make him report im self  to any police station of your choice|!!! ,

For your information this spec has to be used with extreme caution ,
Please do not hesitate to ask questions when in doubt!!! and hurry while stocks last!!

olboy, you go kill pesin for here o.

interpretation of the above: electric shock one time plus landing for the nearest police station(?)

kai okada thiefs are in for a rough ride indeed!!!

I still await your references,

oblo:


Specifications are as follow:

Dual syndicated non revolving locks synchronised to assymentrically function with timing dual core pro oblonised(R) grounding circuits. ;auto back up 10,000volts tassers connected to bike frame  for effective DETERANCE; and the grande finale of this security is the fly by wire ugbeleke[/color][color=#990000] finely concealed in undisclosed places to hypnotise the thief and make him report im self  to any police station of your choice|!!! ,

rotflmao

am off to buy ma okada since this option is available

let me know asap

lol
oboy u b legend.

'oblonised(R)' lol this one na real serious mod o

I would prefer to have a lion in my car 247,

lol
oboy u b legend.

'oblonised(R)' lol this one na real serious mod o

Thank you very much

New stock just arrived. PLACE YOUR ORDERS NOW!

I think those cars are really secure huh, just the fact that every one is thinking about how to secure their cars to be stolen by those car nappers huh. When those car nappers get here in our place then i should think on how to put chains in my car too.



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