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To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by nuradeen011(m): 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
To re-package your self isn't a crime; kindly note the new titles for the following jobs : *Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager(OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief : Wealth re-DistributionExpert (WrDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Bus Conductor:ChiefExit Officer(CEO) *Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNME) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossiper: Research & Communications Manager (RCM). *Bad Belle people: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) *Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) *Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) *Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) *Yahoo boys: International Wealth Re-DistributionConsultant (IWRC)=)) |
Re: To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by maxti: 3:40pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
Ok. |
Re: To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by PModes(m): 8:06pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
badbelle repackage cracked me up |
Re: To Repackage Ur Self Is Not A Crime by Genea(f): 8:09pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
Nice one |
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