Facebook was there in bible times, some posts would be like: 1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # Shaking ! 2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come 3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miracles be going down here.. # OMG! 4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh 5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird 6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop* 7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael 8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. # SelfieWithLamb ! 9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh) 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn! 11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp ! 12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! # Smh

carterkelly1:
Facebook was there in bible times, some
posts would
be like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a
pillar of salt.. # Shaking !
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount
Sinai..Miracles be
going down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate
from the
forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark..
The
view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep
staring
at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do
you
kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love,
Can't
believe I served her father for 14 years just to
get
her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. #
SelfieWithLamb !
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long
day..
Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now
chilling
with 'em bro's..
Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like
Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my
messages
on WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow
Up
Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam
going to bring the roof down on this party..
# TurnUp !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #
Smh

BROS YOU ARE GOOD.... I HAIL

This is way too hilarious.