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teebaxy:
I'm beginning to hate this hell rufai guy, abi what is he always looking for in Abuja...him dey enter abj like say abj na him government house

Remember E (Elrufa-e) is one time a Minister of FCT. Who down person can hide for Em in ABJ?

I just dey pass

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Nonybb:
Buhari is an IDIOT

Better see a psychiatrist before you hit the streets.

Nonybb:
I wish God can struck Buhari with cancer evil GOVERNMENT OR rather e-GOV

he will first strike your ashawo mother and that your dirty father before e strike you and your cursed siblings...!!!

mmafhew:
Men re out dere working, idiots(PDP) re there critizin.

You talk like the perfect fooll. Working indeed...

This man no dey stay him state?

See news!!! Only in Zoogeria. Wat are we suppose to do with this trash news

teeboila:
Propagandeur Arena - a place where two propagandist meet (source - Wailing Wailers dictionary Nairaland edition)

moral of your comment please

PMB abeg name el-rufai as Minister of Visitation

This Man likes To visit a lot
EL-RUFAI iS now d MINISTER OF VISITATION.

Partner in liar.

searching4l0ve:
AS FOR ME, I PREFER THIS COUNTRY TO BE RULED BY NORTHERNERS ONLY. THEY ARE SO SOUND POLITICALLY AND MORALLY UPRIGHT. I LOVE THE HAUSA/FULANIS. MIND YOU I'M FROM THE SOUTHWEST

If you're from the SOUTHWEST. then permit me to say "ode ni eh!"

Always visiting people, that's the only job El Rufai know how to do. Keep your stinking behind in Kaduna and do your job.
What is wrong with these politicians?

searching4l0ve:
AS FOR ME, I PREFER THIS COUNTRY TO BE RULED BY NORTHERNERS ONLY. THEY ARE SO SOUND POLITICALLY AND MORALLY UPRIGHT. I LOVE THE HAUSA/FULANIS. MIND YOU I'M FROM THE SOUTHWEST

you have spoken well your slave masters re proud of you

Is this thing news?

AMERICAN POLICE
In America, A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend to the police...

Lady(crying) : good morning officer, my Boyfriend raped me seriously.

Policemen: oh, we are deeply sorry for that, we are gonna take this matter serious, its against the law here.....

NIGERIAN POLICEMEN
A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend...

Lady: officer my boyfriend rape me ooo, i don die ooo

Policemen: chaiii, na serious matter oo, em.... Sargent Okoro, abeg bring statement make she write everything wey happen. .....
.....
Ehen, wetin happen

Lady: i went to see this my boyfriend and he seriously raped me, and....

Policeman: calm down, calm down, write am down!

The lady writes it....

Policeman: around what time?

Lady: eh, we first went to the club, we drank, we ate, we danced, so after the club we now went to his place...

Policeman: around when?

Lady: 3am

Policeman (surprised): 3? 3am? U go him house? Oya write am.

The lady writes it down......

Lady: officer i was in his house and....

Policeman: you go your own house?

Lady: No

Policeman: oh, you go him house?

Lady: yes

Policeman: put am for paper.

The lady writes it.....

Policeman: so as you reach em house wetin come happen?

Lady: eh, as we went to his house, i removed my clothes and went to shower....

Policeman: oh, u baf? You baf for man house? You remove your cloth for him bedroom?

Lady: yes!

Policeman: write am down!

Lady writes it.....

Policeman: ehen, wen you baf finish, wetin come happen?

Lady: eh, when i baf finish, i lie down for him bed.

Policeman: eh? Oh for him guest room?

Lady: no officer, in his room off course.

Policeman: oh, in his room? Wetin u wear?

Lady: his t-shirt.

Policeman: oh, u wear him shirt? U wear pant?

Lady: pant? Haba no na officer, just his shirt

Policeman: (shouts) Oh, you no wear pant? For man house? You wicked, write am down!!! .
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. .
. . .
. To be Continued...lol

searching4l0ve:
AS FOR ME, I PREFER THIS COUNTRY TO BE RULED BY NORTHERNERS ONLY. THEY ARE SO SOUND POLITICALLY AND MORALLY UPRIGHT. I LOVE THE HAUSA/FULANIS. MIND YOU I'M FROM THE SOUTHWEST

Just listen to yourself. the mindset of a slave. *spits on comment*

searching4l0ve:
AS FOR ME, I PREFER THIS COUNTRY TO BE RULED BY NORTHERNERS ONLY. THEY ARE SO SOUND POLITICALLY AND MORALLY UPRIGHT. I LOVE THE HAUSA/FULANIS. MIND YOU I'M FROM THE SOUTHWEST

Doubt you are from the south west. You are from the stone age based on how you reason. The same Fulani who enter peoples farms with their cows, destroy the crops, kill the owners family and kidnap him abi. Slave mentality

I am a funny person.


When I saw fashola office. I laugh. I saw him holding pen

Broredi and kulikuli lo ye ki fashola ma ta,

I am already head of state / emperor of the country of kingdom western Nigeria.

Biafra who is shouting ,they knowledge. They already have 90% freedom because they collect their taxes

wosyky:

Free ? Hmmmmmmm

mmafhew:
Men re out dere working, idiots(PDP) re there critizin.

Fool

searching4l0ve:
AS FOR ME, I PREFER THIS COUNTRY TO BE RULED BY NORTHERNERS ONLY. THEY ARE SO SOUND POLITICALLY AND MORALLY UPRIGHT. I LOVE THE HAUSA/FULANIS. MIND YOU I'M FROM THE SOUTHWEST

Inferior foolish slave

If other governors visits Abuja as often as ElRufai does, I wouldn't know what to make of those visits as they'd be unsual to see all governors going in circles for reasons nobody understands. Why is only this man, who is as a governor as every other state in d country, going to Abuja on a monthly basis?

Has He Gone To Plan More Attacks? Continue, We'd Blame GEJ!

searching4l0ve:
AS FOR ME, I PREFER THIS COUNTRY TO BE RULED BY NORTHERNERS ONLY. THEY ARE SO SOUND POLITICALLY AND MORALLY UPRIGHT. I LOVE THE HAUSA/FULANIS. MIND YOU I'M FROM THE SOUTHWEST

Since ure searching4love, why not marry a hausa lady....so ur love for them l be complete.....

I am sure El rufai goes to Abuja on the weekend, i no blame am

Nonybb:
I wish God can struck Buhari with cancer evil GOVERNMENT OR rather e-GOV

You and ur parents will die of cancer first

wosyky:

I smell........

ok, the photo affair continues