They say in football,anything can happen,mainly because it is full of suprises both on and off the pitch. Well,here are the top 20 things that will never ever happen: 1 Messi signs for real madrid while ronaldo signs for barca. 2 Oliver giroud scores 50 goals in 2015/2016 season. 3 Chelsea wins premier league 2015/2016 season. 4 Tahiti wins 2018 world cup. 5 Pep guardiola becomes coach of Enyimba f.c. 6 Sunday oliseh is voted fifa best coach. 7 Barcelona and R.madrid go trophyless for 5 seasons consecutively. 8 Mikel obi win fifa ballon d'or. 9 Arsene wenger spends 250m€ to buy players. 10 No argentina,brazil,spain,italy,germany in 2018 world cup. 11 Leceister city goes unbeaten for a whole season without conceding a goal. 12 Arsenal wins UCL and PL 5 seasons consecutively. 13 Wayne rooney beats brock lesnar,and becomes WWE champion. 14 Messi:5 goals,2 assists in 40 games. 15 David ospina win fifa best goal keeper. 16 Bayern munich,barca,R.madrid are relegated to 2nd league division. 17 Ronaldo:1 goal,1 assist in 20 matches. 18 Manuel nuer concedes 80 goals in a season. 19 Barcelona bench fully fit Messi,suarez,neymar against real madrid(no suspension). 20 Wenger and mourinho become best friends.

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