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See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by DONFASZY(m): 12:22pm On May 21, 2009 |
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with president baba iyabo for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with president baba iyabo for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with president baba iyabo for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with president baba iyabo for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with president baba iyabo for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE president baba iyabo! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with president baba iyabo for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo." |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by biola44: 4:04pm On May 21, 2009 |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by sylve11: 4:20pm On May 21, 2009 |
@poster |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by DONFASZY(m): 9:56am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by kodylicky(f): 11:36am On Dec 17, 2009 |
@ don y re u digging up all ur old stuff anyway the joke is nice |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by isadk77: 11:57am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Nice one. I love that joke! ISAD |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by VALIDATOR: 6:45pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
nice joke |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by Imohbyron(m): 7:47pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Nice one bro |
Re: See Wetin Money Fit Make Person Do,even Speak D Truth by ajekpaks(m): 8:46pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
heard it 'afore but its till good |
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