I was born a catholic and that is the church i attend till now.
I was in church this morning, immediately i entered inside and sat down, i felt my stomach rumbling. At first i was like "wetin i chop yesterday night na". It grew worse that i wanted to go outside to the toilet to relief myself, but i was a very shy person, i couldn't go out while people are looking at me. I pretended as if nothing happened, but i kept feeling it. It came to the time of consecration, i wanted the priest to finish the mass on time, but he kept singing in latin (oh my God, something weh he go talk ooo he go come dey sing)
At last when i felt the thing was about dropping, i used speed pass usain bolt own and katapolted myself out, when i went outside, my guys were calling my name, but mehn, i rushed to a nearby bush and relieved myself, thank you for reading.
Cc. lalasticlalla

"but I was a very shy person"....

Op were u jes shy during mass today or u naturally a,shy person ??

Front page please....

lolx


funny guy

Straight to fp
Mods abeg pls biko ejor help a brother publicise his horrible experience in church today.

sissylucy:
"but I was a very shy person"....

Op were u jes shy during mass today or u naturally a,shy person ??

always shy

You no serious sha,you for wait small again nah.