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20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by ebukaddon: 7:30pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
20 stupid questions people ask... 1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol 2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! 3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit... 4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you sabi dance?' No oh, I dey practice madness ni! *Lmfao*. 5.You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for dream.. 6. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for Olx... 7. I travelled for over six days….as I just return back to town one boy ask me "are u back" " No ohhhh, I’m front”... lol 8. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pickin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... 9. You call ur ex, nd she asked "did u jus call my phone? No ohhh "na ur battery I call... Lol... 10. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao* 11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... 12. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... 13. My guy see me, and he foolishly ask me "guy na you be that?" no ohh... Na my Grand father when him been young. *Lmfao* 14. A game freak was passionately tapping his PSP nd his girlfriend asked him, "U dey play game?" Him reply wit anger... No ohhh, I dey practice how 2 press Leg. 15. I mistakely cut my thumb wit razor n my frnd asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I reply am say "my blood too much, I wan reduce am small..." IDIOT! 16. I dey quarrel with my brother one day, him come ask me, "Na me u dey talk to" I say nooo, I dey talk to the spirit of our great grand parents. 17. I plug my fone charger for socket one IDIOT asked me u wan charge ur phone? I tell am no ohhh, I wan charge my mind! ode... 18. I was watching football nd a friend came and said "guy u dey watch ball" No ohhh, I won pay their salary... 19. U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.... 20. U see say gen dey on nd u still dey ask "una on Gen"? No ohhhh , na Gen on us. drop your comment and also vote my facebook page . http://facebook.com/lilasapgang 1 Like |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by CaroLyner(f): 7:31pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
K |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by psalmz(m): 7:32pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by Omotayor123(f): 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Q- Na your face be this?
A- No, na my grand mama face. |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by Juxtified(m): 7:46pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
I finish reading all the 20 questions and answers and I still ask, Is that all? |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by pet4ril(f): 7:51pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Thats niger for you |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by AdeniyiA(m): 8:00pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Na Seun get Nairaland ¿?? No na Tonto Dike get am... |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by ebukaddon: 8:10pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
lalasticlala abeg push this stuff to front page |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by Nobody: 8:21pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
LolzzzZ |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by chineduwright110(m): 9:18pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Nix 1 my brother keep it up!!! |
Re: 20 silly Questions Nigerians Ask And The Best Answers.. (must See) by Nobody: 4:21pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha, end time questions, and their answers |
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