I guess you're in UK right?
So you expect me to display my selling point here on Nairaland ọkwa ya?
Anyway, I worwor no be small, so there's nothing to display. I have a golden heart though!

Shymm3x:


Lol.

I don't live in Nigeria, nwunye.

Where I live, we're an hour behind naij.

Anyway, we're definitely going to continue but I need to see ya selling point.

Don't worry, money ain't a thang ask JD and Jigga.

nwanlecha:
I guess you're in UK right?
So you expect me to display my selling point here on Nairaland ọkwa ya?
Anyway, I worwor no be small, so there's nothing to display.

Yep yep.

You can just post it in a different section and on a thread where no one is and tag me. Once I get there - you can edit ya post and delete the picture.

Are you game, nwunye?

Taking food out of our local news station mouths. There are already local stations like these.

No, 'am not. Well on one condition though show me how weighty your pocket is, then I'll probably be willing to take such a risk.

Shymm3x:


Yep yep.

You can just post it in a different section and on a thread where no one is and tag me. Once I get there - you can edit ya post and delete the picture.

Are you game, nwunye?

nwanlecha:
No, 'am not. Well on one condition though show me how weighty your pocket is, then I'll probably be willing to take such a risk.

C'mon, nwunye.

I'm a gentleman and chivalry is very essential when I deal with ladies...so it has to be ladies first.

I promise I shall reciprocate the gesture.

Deal?

Shymm3x:


C'mon, nwunye.

I'm a gentleman and chivalry is very essential when I deal with ladies...so it has to be ladies first.

I promise I shall reciprocate the gesture.

Deal?

So since you're such a gentleman, you should know better than to tell your lady to display her assets on a public forum, don't ya think?

nwanlecha:


So since you're such a gentleman, you should know better than to tell your lady to display her assets on a public forum, don't ya think?

Nwunye, not saying you should display nak3d pictures - just a picture of you with ya face and assets all dressed up.

Nah, I can't let my nwunye post a picture of herself in her birthday suit on a public forum. Real men don't do that.

BTW, are you the one on ya profile? - I like the ripped jeans - it looks segzy.

Shymm3x:


Nwunye, not saying you should display nak3d pictures - just a picture of you with ya face and assets all dressed up.

Nah, I can't let my nwunye post a picture of herself in her birthday suit on a public forum. Real men don't do that.

BTW, are you the one on ya profile? - I like the ripped jeans - it looks segzy.

Nah 'am not the one. I cannot post my picture on Nairaland, 'am sorry.

nwanlecha:


Nah 'am not the one. I cannot post my picture on Nairaland, 'am sorry.

Nah, now I'm heartbroken.

So where can you post it?...else the bride price is going to a next omalicha nma (I hope I got that correctly lol).

Time is of the essence, nwunye.

Shymm3x:


Nah, now I'm heartbroken.

So where can you post it?...else the bride price is going to a next omalicha nma (I hope I got that correctly lol).

Time is of the essence, nwunye.

Oh my God! Pls don't do this to me. Mtcheww!
What are you waiting for? Come and take ticket to the next Omalicha nwa.

nwanlecha:


Oh my God! Pls don't do this to me. Mtcheww!
What are you waiting for? Come and take ticket to the next Omalicha nwa.

Loool.

Okay, I was just pulling ya legs.

There's no next omalicha nwa...you're the one and only nwunye and omalicha nwa in one.

This is a special tune for you nwunye + omalicha nwa.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nho-FCsZXE

Shymm3x:


Loool.

Okay, I was just pulling ya legs.

There's no next omalicha nwa...you're the one and only nwunye and omalicha nwa in one.

This is a special tune for you nwunye + omalicha nwa.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nho-FCsZXE

Are you sure? 'cus I don't trust you. Thanks for the song.

shizzy7:
Awon Iya re... I know say you go don sign register for this thread.

@shizzy7

Yes na

nwanlecha:


Are you sure? 'cus I don't trust you. Thanks for the song.

Lol.

I'm sure, nwunye.

You made me weak and my heart, and body belong to you.

Shyte, I'm dancing in the name of love right now, omalicha nwa.

I think this tune can explain how I feel, nwunye


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2advRiWJM

Chai! You don kill me finally.
Honey, have you noticed that we've turned this beautiful thread, into a romance section. I think we should take our love somewhere else. What do ya think?

Shymm3x:


Lol.

I'm sure, nwunye.

You made me weak and my heart, and body belong to you.

Shyte, I'm dancing in the name of love right now, omalicha nwa.

I think this tune can explain how I feel, nwunye


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2advRiWJM

nwanlecha:
Chai! You don kill me finally.
Honey, have you noticed that we've turned this beautiful thread, into a romance section. I think we should take our love somewhere else. What do ya think?

Lol.

Okay.

Just tag my handle wherever you go and I'll follow you there, nwunye.

Just call my name, and I'll be there.

Hehehe! This was fun. Nice talking to you dear.

Shymm3x:


Lol.

Okay.

Just tag my handle wherever you go and I'll follow you there, nwunye.

Just call my name, and I'll be there.

nwanlecha:
Hehehe! This was fun. Nice talking to you dear.

Lool.

Nice chatting to you too, nwunye. Nite.

Night, night! It's still late afternoon for us here though. The gif(I hope that's what is called) you put up there is funny. I wonder how y'all do that.

Shymm3x:


Lool.

Nice chatting to you too, nwunye. Nite.

nwanlecha:
Night, night! It's still late afternoon for us here though. The gif(I hope that's what is called) you put up there is funny. I wonder how y'all do that.

Nwunye, anything for you lol.

So you live in Amerikkka, no?

Milychocs

Though I can barely understand what you post 70% of the time cos I don't if ya posts are parables, or just English usage in abstract form, you can come in here for a menage a trois.

Shymm3x:
Milychocs

Though I can barely understand what you post 70% of the time cos I don't if ya posts are parables, or just English usage in abstract form, you can come in here for a menage a trois.

...
You are going to give me a complex about posting on NL
Will read the thread tmr...not that I want a 3some ooo
Just that I am using a phone (have been, these couple of days past)...and this is a drag for "nairalanding"
Cheers

milychocs:

...
You are going to give me a complex about posting on NL
Will read the thread tmr...not that I want a 3some ooo
Just that I am using a phone (have been, these couple of days past)...and this is a drag for "nairalanding"
Cheers

Ha!

Nwunye, I was just messing about to get ya attention.
I do like the way you narrate things cos it's unconventional and somewhat eccentric. So it makes you unique.
Anyway, see you when you're ready to mess around.

Err, I think I've got an idea of what you look like.
Remember the gif I posted in the family section of two chics twerking their mammary glands and you said you like one of them?
I swear the reason why you like her is cos you saw a little bit or a lot of yourself in her, no?