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Atm, Men And Women by casper(m): 3:52am On Oct 18, 2006
ATM, Men and Women

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is

installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to

withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this

new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below

when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been

developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."


1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **


1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window

with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate


5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its

excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the

inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in

back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card

into the slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.
Re: Atm, Men And Women by yahoo2(m): 8:18am On Oct 18, 2006
Women! Very funny.

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