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Come Have A Laugh With Me by Nobody: 2:49pm On Nov 26, 2015

YOU KNOW IT'S A NIGERIA MOVIE WHEN:
.
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3
times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7years
old as far back as
1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of
him.......
Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food, she
stirs the
poison so that it will
circulate to all parts of the meal and then she
tastes it, Zack Orji
dies while she survives, Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him
is a sign board
"Vote for Goodluck Jonathan" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is washing plates and he
suddenly
becomes an adult in his 20's still washing the
same plates and
wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering
in the village
and has to do serious farm work to survive only
for you to see
that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic
nails and painted
crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet
has tattoos on
her body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit
comes back wearing
afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her
husband, then she opens her food cabinet and
brings out the
substance. Is poison
part of cooking ingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood starts
coming out from your nose.
~ John Okafor (Mr Ibu) is the father of Nkem
Owoh (Osofia).
Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die..
~ Patience Uzokwu....flashed back to wen she
was 17 and
playing life and she is wearing brazilian hair in
1975...........
.......na wetin?
.
Add yours

Lalasticlala please make someone's day.

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Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by Nobody: 2:50pm On Nov 26, 2015

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Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by Sanmel(f): 5:26pm On Nov 26, 2015

Lol..

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Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by fakooblak(m): 1:40pm On Nov 27, 2015

MissAssy:
YOU KNOW IT'S A NIGERIA MOVIE WHEN:
.
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3
times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7years
old as far back as
1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of
him.......
Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food, she
stirs the

poison so that it will
circulate to all parts of the meal and then she
tastes it, Zack Orji
dies while she survives, Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him
is a sign board
"Vote for Goodluck Jonathan" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is washing plates and he
suddenly
becomes an adult in his 20's still washing the
same plates and
wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering
in the village
and has to do serious farm work to survive only
for you to see
that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic
nails and painted
crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet
has tattoos on
her body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit
comes back wearing
afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her
husband, then she opens her food cabinet and
brings out the
substance. Is poison
part of cooking ingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood starts
coming out from your nose.
~ John Okafor (Mr Ibu) is the father of Nkem
Owoh (Osofia).
Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die..
~ Patience Uzokwu....flashed back to wen she
was 17 and
playing life and she is wearing brazilian hair in
1975...........
.......na wetin?
.
Add yours

Lalasticlala please make someone's day.

Dts Nollywood for U

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by francizy(m): 9:11am On Nov 29, 2015

MissAssy happy birthday to you! Wish you the finest things in life..

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by lanicky(f): 1:33pm On Nov 29, 2015

Lmao

Happy birthday MissAssy grin

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by obiorathesubtle: 1:40pm On Nov 29, 2015

Hehe. Very funny!

Happy Birthday you!

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Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by Nobody: 1:46pm On Nov 29, 2015

francizy:
MissAssy happy birthday to you! Wish you the finest things in life..

Thanks alot dear

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by Nobody: 1:48pm On Nov 29, 2015

lanicky:
Lmao
Happy birthday MissAssy

Thanks dearie

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by francizy(m): 1:56pm On Nov 29, 2015

MissAssy:

Thanks alot dear

You're welcomed. Hope you're having a fun-filled one?

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by viclawz(m): 4:47pm On Nov 29, 2015

Happy birthday dear...wullnp..ENJOY

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by gradeA(m): 10:06pm On Nov 29, 2015

lmao.
' laugh missassy out' angry

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by Osirimononaye(m): 10:31pm On Nov 29, 2015

Lala Pls Let This Hit FP

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by MrCork: 12:11am On Nov 30, 2015

MissAssy:
YOU KNOW IT'S A NIGERIA MOVIE WHEN:
.
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3
times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7years
old as far back as
1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of
him.......
Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food, she
stirs the
poison so that it will
circulate to all parts of the meal and then she
tastes it, Zack Orji
dies while she survives, Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him
is a sign board
"Vote for Goodluck Jonathan" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is washing plates and he
suddenly
becomes an adult in his 20's still washing the
same plates and
wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering
in the village
and has to do serious farm work to survive only
for you to see
that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic
nails and painted
crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet
has tattoos on
her body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit
comes back wearing
afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her
husband, then she opens her food cabinet and
brings out the
substance. Is poison
part of cooking ingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood starts
coming out from your nose.
~ John Okafor (Mr Ibu) is the father of Nkem
Owoh (Osofia).
Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die..
~ Patience Uzokwu....flashed back to wen she
was 17 and
playing life and she is wearing brazilian hair in
1975...........
.......na wetin?
.
Add yours
please make someone's day.

..yawwwwwwwnnn....ghana people wit thererr Ghana jokes meennn

am goin to bed..jor undecided

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Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by Nobody: 7:36am On Nov 30, 2015

francizy:

You're welcomed. Hope you're having a fun-filled one?

Yea, i did

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by francizy(m): 10:01am On Nov 30, 2015

MissAssy:

Yea, i did

Kk then, have a blessed week..

Re: Come Have A Laugh With Me by kolexepana: 5:13pm On Nov 30, 2015

They should reward you for knowing their strategy

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