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How Peter Died (readers Descretion) by ManTiger(m): 9:34am On Nov 29, 2015
In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fvcking elephant.


This is for everyone who keep boring this section with those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fvck you all!

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Re: How Peter Died (readers Descretion) by ITbomb(m): 10:33am On Nov 29, 2015
You should have completed the bullshiit by threatening us to type Amen or the same thing will happen to our relatives and friends
Re: How Peter Died (readers Descretion) by ManTiger(m): 1:47pm On Nov 29, 2015
ITbomb:
You should have completed the bullshiit by threatening us to type Amen or the same thing will happen to our relatives and friends
grin
Re: How Peter Died (readers Descretion) by ManTiger(m): 12:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
lalasticlala... Move this to front page and lets have some humour.

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