John: Baby I am gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts.
Grace: alryt love.
John: okay I am gonna start with part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they were driving to a camp site when they came upon a split road. The husband says "let's take the left one. The wife say I think we should take the right road." The husband slaps the wife across the face "who is driving me or you?" and they took the left path.

Grace: hahahahaha...

John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook dinner. He comes back and the wife says "good now i can cook fish soup for us to eat." The husband says "but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife slaps the husband n says "who is cooking me or you?" and they ended up drinking fish soup.

Grace: oh crap! Hahaha

John: now am gonna tell u part 4.

Grace: wat about part 3?

John: (landed grace a hot slap on the face) who is telling the story me or you?