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Wives And Girlfriends by Odeku(m): 3:17pm On Oct 18, 2006
Wives and girlfriends

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Re: Wives And Girlfriends by NymphoQin(f): 8:43pm On May 27, 2007
buahaha lol good one grin
Re: Wives And Girlfriends by spoilt(f): 5:26am On May 28, 2007
hehehehe! funny as hell.
Re: Wives And Girlfriends by AK007(m): 11:34am On May 28, 2007
That's definately crazy ! LOL grin

I hope the guy didn't get the message sha, he could hit his head against the wall if he got it.
Re: Wives And Girlfriends by bodsibobo(m): 2:20pm On May 28, 2007
nice one cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Wives And Girlfriends by kronkykay(m): 9:26pm On Mar 02, 2008
nice one poster
Re: Wives And Girlfriends by TOYOSI20(f): 10:12pm On Mar 02, 2008
Keep digging 'em out,

These jokes are funny. grin

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