1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet.


2. Fantasized about their female friends. Yes...all of them.


3. When I'm in the shower, I like to cup the water to my chest
then watch it splash to the floor.


4. Entering Beast Mode running up stairs while alone.


5. Instead of using twist-ties to close bread, just spin the
open end of the bag and tuck it underneath.


6. Thought about freezing time.... and then doing naughty
things to people.


7. Every man has woken up with morning wood and had to
do the leaning tower of pisa to hit the toilet.


8. Checked online to see if their length is adequate.


9. All men at one point in their lives have given The Nod
TM to another man for one reason or another. They have also
given it to a woman, only to receive a look of confusion.
Additionally, they were never taught The NodTM. It simply
exists within them naturally.


10. Blow nose into hands in the shower


11. Waft the bed covers to unsheathe a fart.


12. While peeing tried to cover entire surface of water with
pee bubbles.


13. When I write a comment on a girls Facebook, I re-read it a
million times after sending it to make sure it doesn't sound
dumb.
...and then it does.


14. Imagine how you would save your work place, school or
whatever from terrorists.


15. Looked at their poop when they finished. I mean
sometimes you just need to enjoy the masterpiece you just
created.


16. Watch romantic comedies alone. No one else can be
present. No one can know.


17. Take off my underwear and then kick it up into my hand
and feel like a goddamn ninja master.


18. Deleted their search history.


19. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water or higher to
avoid people knowing your pissing


20. Tried to see how far away you can get whilst taking a pee
and keeping it in the bowl.

Source http://www.knowable.com/a/20-things-men-do-that-women-probably-dont-know-about-15?ts_pid=830&utm_content=inf_32_3136_2&tse_id=INF_943091fb87d84f1bbc8b28b229072a02

This one is trash

I only fantasize about my female friends. Definitely not all of them. Definitely not. Maybe 2% sef

wake up with morning wood, but I've learnt how to control my erection after waking up with the wood. All men wake up with it.

Check online to see if my length is adequate, and also how long is the normal cum time (its 8 mins FYI)

Watch romantic comedies. I love them. But anyone can watch them with me

Aim my pee.. Yeah.. I don't like the sound of it

The rest? It's the first time i'm hearing of em