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The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by storietellerz(f): 8:59am On Dec 02, 2015
Honestly, I think every girl is a pretty healthy mix of all these types of girlfriends but I thought it would be great to separate them into 10 different types. Here they are:

1. THE SOCIAL MEDIA GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very obsessed with putting her relationship on social media. She can't afford to have her phone battery dead. Give her a surprise romantic kiss on the cheek and you will have to do it again because she needs to either be recording or taking pictures.

2. THE MOTHERLY GIRLFRIEND: The motherly girlfriend treats her boyfriend like her son. She is always keeping up with him, knows his whereabouts at all time of the day, tells him what or what not to wear, where or where not to go.  She practically mothers him.

3. The DETECTIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is always checking to see what he is doing without her knowing. Always checking his phone when his not aware, checking his pockets just to find clues on what's up.

4. THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND: This one is jealous of anything and everything involving her boyfriend. He dare not talk to a female dog. They love all the attention you want in any girl to come from them alone.

5. THE BOYFRIEND TALKATIVE: Everything seems to remind this girl of her boyfriend so she talks about him in every subject matter.

6. THE RELATIONSHIP NOVICE: This one just really doesn't know how to do relationships. She feels it's weird to hold her hand in public.

7. THE CLINGY GIRLFRIEND: The clingy type needs to always be in contact with her boyfriend. She wants to go everywhere with him, even to go hangout with the guys. She knows how many times she calls and texts all day and how long it took you to reply each.

8. The SENSITIVE GIRLFRIEND: She is very sensitive. She gets offended by everything. Its takes a lot to cope with these type.

9. THE HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRLFRIEND: This girl is very expensive to keep. She wants what she wants and doesn't care the cost or how you get them.

10. THE BEST FRIEND GIRLFRIEND: She is the girlfriend every guy long to have. They play like kids and she is always there for him as his girl and as his best friend.

Please let me know which of these girls you are currently dating. And ladies, which of these girlfriends do you think you are? Chao!

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Re: The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by adedayourt(m): 8:59am On Dec 02, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by sinaj(f): 9:07am On Dec 02, 2015
No 3 tho grin



Checkin his pockets for rubbers lipsrsealed

I think I fall under number 3 tongue
Re: The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by Khd95(m): 9:13am On Dec 02, 2015
Lubbish
just kwantinnew,end time is near
Re: The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by Davidovinci(m): 9:37am On Dec 02, 2015
sinaj:
No 3 tho grin



Checkin his pockets for rubbers lipsrsealed

I think I fall under number 3 tongue
insecure gf :p
Re: The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by tosomaju(m): 9:48am On Dec 02, 2015
me like no.1&10
but I've always been with "THE MIND READER GIRLFRIEND"
how the hell do they always know I'm with another girl for them to start calling instead of the regular "please call me I love you"
Re: The 10 Different Types Of Girlfriends by Chestar5(f): 12:44pm On Dec 02, 2015
undecidednoneundecided

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