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Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by bigfrancis21: 10:18pm On Dec 04, 2015
I came across this on Facebook and thought I'd share it here:

Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan. Sir, while you have gone.
1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.
2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.
3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.
4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.
5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.
6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.
7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.
8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion Naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.
9.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.
10.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.
11.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.
12.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.
13.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are grateful.
14.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful.
15.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful.
16.) The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertilizer distribution will never forget you.
17.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful.
18.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature.
19.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.
20.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful.
21.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increase of allowances from N8,216 to N19,800 are grateful.
22.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.

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Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by erunz(m): 10:23pm On Dec 04, 2015
No b lie

Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by all4gud(m): 10:24pm On Dec 04, 2015
You are making sense
Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by Nobody: 10:25pm On Dec 04, 2015
Amen OP
Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by Godfather92(m): 10:36pm On Dec 04, 2015
I and my family though dint gain anything from u and u never in ur 6yrs of president did any remarkable tin for South East, no seaport, no comendable international airport,no breath of transformation agenda but never in one day face this present hardship, we are also grateful, @leas we saw a president and a leader who has his enemies in mind, think gud. 4 them, we thank u
Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by simpleseyi: 10:46pm On Dec 04, 2015
Since Goatluck Jona-daft has been retired to his village,

1. Money has stopped disappearing from the vault. No more $20 billion disappear to day, $48 billion disappear tomorrow.
2. Stealing is now Corruption.
3. No more 300-man delegation to African Union meeting.
4. An ex-commissioner has just been jailed for 10 years in Adamawa State, so no more state pardon for thieves like Bode George, DSP Alams, e.t.c.
5. Ex-PDPiss treasury looters have stated developing terminal illness e.g. DSP Alams, Diezaini, Sambo Dasuki, but Buhair will not let Dasuki leave Nigeria
6. Money budgeted for acquiring arms for ammunition which was shared by PDpiss thieves has started returning to the treasury.
7. Mama piss has stopped entertaining us with her village grammars, she has also stopped disgracing Nigeria internationally.

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Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by Ufranklin92(m): 10:48pm On Dec 04, 2015
he is truly a leader
Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by kingslly(m): 11:07pm On Dec 04, 2015
Nyc one OP...I think dis whole illegal arms noise they are making now is because of Bayelsa and Rivers election. I just watched the Burattai on TV say we will have to live with suicide bombing and terrorist attacks for now and some plle are still shouting Change angry
Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by thundafire: 11:12pm On Dec 04, 2015
still dy will accuse him of all bad things dat happened yet his achievements re der 4 all 2 c
Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by VANHELLSING: 11:18pm On Dec 04, 2015
^^Ofcouse, GEJ is like one eyed man in the land of the blind. He was called the clueless one, but today we have super CLUELESS ONE from daura, the autistic muhammed buhari, the first illiterate general cum president in the whole wide world. A despot who joined NA with a written note and succeeded in becoming the first general without first leaving certificate.

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Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by Masculity(m): 11:23pm On Dec 04, 2015
16 years of leadership problem. Continu
Re: Since Goodluck Jonathan Has Been Gone by Nobody: 11:57pm On Dec 04, 2015
We will suffer the stupidity of those who voted him out for the next four years

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