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December Is Around The Corner! Time To Break Up!!! by Timijo(m): 11:40am On Dec 09, 2015
1* You saw me sweeping my room & you
never care to collect the broom and finish
the sweeping, It's over!
2* I told you 2 log out after we finished
chatting on facebook but i saw your status
about 30minutes ago. *it's over*
3* Imagine you without respect answering
a guy's call before me. I can't accommodate
that shit again. In fact! *it's over*
4* You don't bend properly when you
sweep, you'll have pride issues & i can't
marry a proud woman, *it's over*
5* Did you just call me honey? You are trying
to say my mum is a Bee? We are done! *it's
over*
6* You didn't tell me you are coming over.
So you want to spy on me? *it's over*.
7* Why would you tell me to watch
champions league when chelsea is not
there! You want to mock me abi? *It's over*
8* You don't use my picture as your profile
picture. Which means you are cheating on
me *it's over!*,

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Re: December Is Around The Corner! Time To Break Up!!! by hummerwise(m): 11:49am On Dec 09, 2015
breakup sharpally to reduce expenses grin grin
Re: December Is Around The Corner! Time To Break Up!!! by Crownadex(m): 2:02pm On Dec 09, 2015
I didn't c ur hppy new month text dat means I'm not ur Bf again , so it's over btw us

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