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Sterotypical Stranding by k4kenny(f): 8:45am On Oct 20, 2006 |
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded: * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman * 2 French men and 1 French woman * 2 German men and 1 German woman * 2 English men and 1 English woman * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman ONE MONTH LATER on the beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: * The 1st Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman, * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois", * The 2 German men have a rigid weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman, * The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman, * The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex was in the picture, because it got sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut - whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any! |
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