Yesterday I met my High School Maths Teacher in town and he asked me to show him where Access Bank is located. I looked at him and smile, and I said,'Make a 270 degree turn and take a left transect of about
1.8meters. You turn to an offset of 40 degrees protracted from the normal or geographical point and you will see a shop, which is perpendicular to the horizontal height of the tall building in a curved angle of
300 meters and turn right at 19degrees sharp. You will see a building with a roof trunacated at 120cm to the zenith, within the quaduarant of 0.4mm, using the pythagoras theorem. You will find the bank at a radius of
log7 raised to power4 (take pie to be= 3.14)...
The Teacher nearly fainted........ ... I made him feel what I felt while sitting in his class and worst of all, sitting to his exams.

Although i know you are lying
But Lol

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