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Funny Break Up Excuses by yunglivochi(m): 4:11pm On Dec 11, 2015
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Funni Breakup Excuses
X-MASS EXCUSE TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR
GIRL. .
1. You called me 22 missed cals and killed my
battery, if you can kill my battery then you are
capable of killing me, its over.
2. So you are drinking coke that has another
guy's name on it, better go and look for that guy
coz its over between us.
3. I called you and you picked up immediately,
you lack patience. its over.
4. You are wearing Arsenal jersey when you
know i support Man U, am done with you.
5. Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know i support PDP, you are very
wicked. Its over
6. So Olamide's "Melo Melo" is ur caller tune, go
and meet Olamide. its over.
7. You dont pay tithe in church, if you can cheat
God you can cheat me, its over.
8. I asked you to have sex with me and you
agreed so easily, you didnt play hard or say no
that means you will do it with everyone who asks
you for it. Sorry i cant be with someone who
says yes to everything so it's over between us.
Leave my house. . .
#feel free 2 add urz#[center][/center]
Funni Breakup Excuses
X-MASS EXCUSE TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR
GIRL. .
1. You called me 22 missed cals and killed my
battery, if you can kill my battery then you are
capable of killing me, its over.
2. So you are drinking coke that has another
guy's name on it, better go and look for that guy
coz its over between us.
3. I called you and you picked up immediately,
you lack patience. its over.
4. You are wearing Arsenal jersey when you
know i support Man U, am done with you.
5. Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know i support PDP, you are very
wicked. Its over
6. So Olamide's "Melo Melo" is ur caller tune, go
and meet Olamide. its over.
7. You dont pay tithe in church, if you can cheat
God you can cheat me, its over.
8. I asked you to have sex with me and you
agreed so easily, you didnt play hard or say no
that means you will do it with everyone who asks
you for it. Sorry i cant be with someone who
says yes to everything so it's over between us.
Leave my house. . .
#feel free 2 add urz#
[center][/center]
Funni Breakup Excuses
X-MASS EXCUSE TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR
GIRL. .
1. You called me 22 missed cals and killed my
battery, if you can kill my battery then you are
capable of killing me, its over.
2. So you are drinking coke that has another
guy's name on it, better go and look for that guy
coz its over between us.
3. I called you and you picked up immediately,
you lack patience. its over.
4. You are wearing Arsenal jersey when you
know i support Man U, am done with you.
5. Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know i support PDP, you are very
wicked. Its over
6. So Olamide's "Melo Melo" is ur caller tune, go
and meet Olamide. its over.
7. You dont pay tithe in church, if you can cheat
God you can cheat me, its over.
8. I asked you to have sex with me and you
agreed so easily, you didnt play hard or say no
that means you will do it with everyone who asks
you for it. Sorry i cant be with someone who
says yes to everything so it's over between us.
Leave my house. . .
#feel free 2 add urz#
Re: Funny Break Up Excuses by Nobody: 4:12pm On Dec 11, 2015
#4 tho

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