Too funny, abeg.

that moment when passengers full bustop and one bus suddenly shows and you jump in and then after sitting you then ask the person next to you.."abeg where the bus dey go"?

very real

I was stopped by d VIO people last time I was in Nigeria. They ask for my driving license I gave it to them and they said it's fake. Before u could say jack Robinson, my car don reach their office. Na so I take pay 20000 naira.

Walkopet:




See them all^^, awon agbaya, dem no dey tire.

And you are?

My Lagos experience, in the bus going home, and the conductor refused to allow a staff(solider) to enter for free, but the staff entered by force. On our way going someone started making jest of the solider and he became angry and wanted to fight the guy. The worst thing was that I was in sitting in btw the solider and the guy. See how I dodge when a blow was landing on the guy. make he no be say na me go be scape goat for their fight.

bennifield11:
My osun experience,my bae's dad placed a course on his head and not mine when I called my bae and the big headed fool that wants to marry her daughter picked up and started ranting

U really didn't need to insult d old man.

Upon the whole Lagos wahala.....I couldnt stay in Anambra for a year during my NYSC period!
I redeployed because I missed the whole thing!

I just love Lagos

Las Gidi

Phone got missing while I was listening 2 music with headphones...till 2day i still wonder how it was possible

Walkopet:




See them all^^, awon agbaya, dem no dey tire.

I will slap U ooo

Omo no worry, that one about forgetting your wallet at home and looking at d conductor lyk "omo, I don jonze" cracked me up
I can relate...lol
*reminiscing*

Walkopet:




See them all^^, awon agbaya, dem no dey tire.

CaroLyner:
thank you.i pray.

U welcome ma.

#mylagosexperiece; going to TBS miss the road ask some area boys to help me out not knowing that they will also take me to one-way and before a blink of eye LASTMA have take over the car. and the painful part is that this area boys collect money from lastma which means say they turn me to maga.

My lagos experience........ Wen I spent 3hrs 4rm alaka bustop 2 national stadium lagos on d 4th of dec 2015 due to heavy traffic

Left my phone charging at d airport to take a pee on coming back phone developed wings,I wan cry. Left to go outside on second tot I came back to take d charger that one too developed wings,I had to pick race to avoid moi developing wings too

allenuzoma:
very funny.....Please who has a dstv Walka 7 for sale call me on 08176567002...

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Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water. As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature... Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore... At that point the frog decides to jump out... The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature... Very soon the frog dies. What killed the frog? Many of us would say the boiling water... But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out. We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face. There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action... If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so... We have to decide when to jump. Let us jump while we still have the strength. Think on It !!

My lagos experience,was in a bus going to ajah with my handbag on my lap didn't know when or how someone opened my bag and took my phone#still in shock till 2day#

CaroLyner:

smart thiefs.kind of what happened to me yesterday too.though in my own case it was money.still confused as to how 9k grew wings and walked away from my bag.

So sorry. Kindly send me your account so I can deposit the lost sum back to you.
Change is here- buhari 2015.

Lagos for show

moneyhungry:

So sorry. Kindly send me your account so I can deposit the lost sum back to you.
Change is here- buhari 2015.

are you pulling my legs?

my phone dissappeared at Obalende even while i was listening to music with my earpiece.


I went to VI to club but couldnt locate the club so i asked some area boys and dey directed me to their main base. I got there..... the rest is history. Thank God i am still breathing. lol

CaroLyner:

are you pulling my legs?

No ma'am, I don't pull legs, I only stretch hands.

moneyhungry:

No ma'am, I don't pull legs, I only stretch hands.

lol. ^_^

Funny thread

CaroLyner:
i'v searched like hell.all to no avail.

so so sorry to hear what happened to u... That is lagos for u.
Anyway send me your account number.