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Funny Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Lover This Festive Season by Amastermovic(m): 7:14am On Dec 18, 2015
1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused
to warm the ice cream. You don't care about
me. It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed to
boil and boiled the one you were supposed to
fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over.

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