From St. Bottles Cathedral;

RULES 4 THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING THIS FESTIVE PERIOD:

1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before you sit.

2. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.

3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.

5. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud.

6. When the buyer fights, fight.

7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too.

8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when he is drinking life)

9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink.

10. The buyers gal has 2b more beautiful than ur gal if vise visa, the buyer will automatically have ur gal.

11. If the buyer says he had a funeral last year. the mother died u shud cry uncontrollably while u are crying u will hear the buyer say give this man 5 more bottles, he's lost too much water! Lmao!

12. If u ar watching football, support the buyers team even if its arsenal.

Signed: Chief Priest

Wetin be dis?

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umehmj:
From St. Bottles Cathedral;

RULES 4 THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING THIS FESTIVE PERIOD:

1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before you sit.

2. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.

3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.

5. Buyer's jokes are always funny so laugh out loud.

6. When the buyer fights, fight.

7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too.

8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when he is drinking life)

9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink.

10. The buyers gal has 2b more beautiful than ur gal if vise visa, the buyer will automatically have ur gal.

11. If the buyer says he had a funeral last year. the mother died u shud cry uncontrollably while u are crying u will hear the buyer say give this man 5 more bottles, he's lost too much water! Lmao!

12. If u ar watching football, support the buyers team even if its arsenal.

Signed: Chief Priest