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How To Break Up With Your Lover Before Dec 25th (hilarious) by simonlee(m): 10:29pm On Dec 19, 2015
Breakup101: Ways of breaking up with
your lover this December and saving your money meant for hampers.
Am not being stingy please....
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1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2. You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3. I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!
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5. I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed
to boil and boiled the one you were
supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s
over!
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6. I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother
a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your
bags. its over!
Share yours and keep it rolling

Cc: Lalasticlala do the needful please

Re: How To Break Up With Your Lover Before Dec 25th (hilarious) by Josephnice: 10:50pm On Dec 19, 2015
Hahahaha this truly got me laughing real hard. So funny
Re: How To Break Up With Your Lover Before Dec 25th (hilarious) by frankobobby(m): 10:51pm On Dec 19, 2015
u forgot to barb skin ure not obedient get out
Re: How To Break Up With Your Lover Before Dec 25th (hilarious) by vault(m): 12:32am On Dec 20, 2015
lolz
Re: How To Break Up With Your Lover Before Dec 25th (hilarious) by WAECFlyer2: 2:03am On Dec 20, 2015
HER:BAE


ME:Wtf!!!!!!




HER: What's wrong?




ME: You Wrote bae with Capital letters, it's over

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