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When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by confamgist237: 12:06am On Dec 21, 2015 |
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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by confamgist237: 12:07am On Dec 21, 2015 |
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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by madridguy(m): 12:28am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Knowing fully you don turn her borehole to kanga " well ". 142 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by watered(m): 12:34am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Una no go kill person for here o! 28 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Topestbilly(m): 12:41am On Dec 21, 2015 |
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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by ivyT(f): 12:45am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng 20 Likes |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 12:46am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Hahahahaha 1 Like 4 Shares |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 12:47am On Dec 21, 2015 |
ivyT:I subscribe to ur point 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by RexKexMilann: 12:48am On Dec 21, 2015 |
LMFAO. That Pastor must be Devoid of "Genuine" Annointing. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Codyt(m): 12:56am On Dec 21, 2015 |
*mind thoughts *... "Iffa hear say Virgin. This one wey i don destroy Tey Tey" 2 Likes |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by daveP(m): 12:57am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Pastor: (smiling unnecessarily whilst exchanging hands on the mic as he goes to and fro the podium) I know Omorelewa well since she was a kid. I can bet Millions of naira, in fact dollars(at this point, he wipes sweat off his forehead, does this give him away?) That she kept herself intact for this lucky man of her dreams (expects applause, none came, turns to face congregation with faces full of contempt) FOB- pastor kile leyi bayii? Didnt we tell you that the lil bride is her daughter? Pastor: (looking confused like the pastor in the pix below......) 79 Likes 10 Shares
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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by lailo: 1:21am On Dec 21, 2015 |
How pastor take know say na virgin.Pastor sef don porka 1 Like |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Cpumping(m): 1:47am On Dec 21, 2015 |
lmao, |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 2:34am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Lol. I know that look! 1 Like |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by kayboy4y(m): 3:37am On Dec 21, 2015 |
I will just shout Holy Ghost fire. 1 Like |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by tpiar: 3:38am On Dec 21, 2015 |
. 1 Like |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by jazinogold(m): 4:00am On Dec 21, 2015 |
lol! then she dance shakiti bobo to the altar! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 4:19am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Maka Chukwu, I no go fit control the shout of "Chinekeeeeeeeeee" on hearing such at the wedding. 8 Likes |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 6:15am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Hw does it even feel havin ur ex in ur wedding abi attending ur ex wedding. Aw jxt be rembring all d naughtynaughty moments. Nah...I'll pass abeg, cnt deal 5 Likes |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by asatemple(f): 6:18am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha....na u sabi 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 6:21am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Just look at the expression flying around the face of the man having a fence-like build up of beard jealously guarding his upper lips... Wondrous! |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Ayt27(m): 6:27am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Lol I have done that look |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by zeberebe: 6:29am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 6:50am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by EKEMIL: 7:13am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Nawa oo.. 21st December 2009 - 21st December 2015 (celebrating my six years on nairaland). What a wonderful forum.... 17 Likes |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Afrok(m): 7:23am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Hehe...... Nah to sneeze until the whole congregation keeps quiet, make dem know say its either pastor don swim her river or he's just a liar 2 Likes |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by free2ryhme: 7:27am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Another meaningless post waiting to hit frontpage 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Idiataqueen(f): 7:38am On Dec 21, 2015 |
La wa o |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by mjames: 7:53am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Infact life go tyer you |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by hatux: 7:54am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Quite ridiculous.... |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Maycher(m): 7:59am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Who does that? Wetin go push me go there sef? |
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by misspicy(f): 8:04am On Dec 21, 2015 |
ivyT:They can do it my in church o,in fact there is a known secret that everybody going for marriage counselling are asked to bring virginity report,don't know how true that is though |
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