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When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by confamgist237: 12:06am On Dec 21, 2015
grin grin

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by confamgist237: 12:07am On Dec 21, 2015

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by madridguy(m): 12:28am On Dec 21, 2015
Knowing fully you don turn her borehole to kanga " well ".

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by watered(m): 12:34am On Dec 21, 2015
Una no go kill person for here o!

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Topestbilly(m): 12:41am On Dec 21, 2015
lipsrsealed

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by ivyT(f): 12:45am On Dec 21, 2015
Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 12:46am On Dec 21, 2015
Hahahahaha cheesy

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by tosyne2much(m): 12:47am On Dec 21, 2015
ivyT:
Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng
I subscribe to ur point cheesy

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by RexKexMilann: 12:48am On Dec 21, 2015
LMFAOgrin.




That Pastor must be Devoid of "Genuine" Annointinggrin.

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Codyt(m): 12:56am On Dec 21, 2015
*mind thoughts *... "Iffa hear say Virgin. This one wey i don destroy Tey Tey"

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by daveP(m): 12:57am On Dec 21, 2015
Pastor: (smiling unnecessarily whilst exchanging hands on the mic as he goes to and fro the podium) I know Omorelewa well since she was a kid. I can bet Millions of naira, in fact dollars(at this point, he wipes sweat off his forehead, does this give him away?) That she kept herself intact for this lucky man of her dreams (expects applause, none came, turns to face congregation with faces full of contempt)


FOB- pastor kile leyi bayii? Didnt we tell you that the lil bride is her daughter?

Pastor: (looking confused like the pastor in the pix below......)

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by lailo: 1:21am On Dec 21, 2015
How pastor take know say na virgin.Pastor sef don porka

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Cpumping(m): 1:47am On Dec 21, 2015
lmao,
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 2:34am On Dec 21, 2015
Lol. I know that look!

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by kayboy4y(m): 3:37am On Dec 21, 2015
I will just shout Holy Ghost fire.

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by tpiar: 3:38am On Dec 21, 2015
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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by jazinogold(m): 4:00am On Dec 21, 2015
lol! then she dance shakiti bobo to the altar!

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 4:19am On Dec 21, 2015
Maka Chukwu, I no go fit control the shout of "Chinekeeeeeeeeee" on hearing such at the wedding.undecided

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 6:15am On Dec 21, 2015
Hw does it even feel havin ur ex in ur wedding abi attending ur ex wedding. Aw jxt be rembring all d naughtynaughty moments. Nah...I'll pass abeg, cnt deal

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by asatemple(f): 6:18am On Dec 21, 2015
Hahahahahaha....na u sabi

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 6:21am On Dec 21, 2015
Just look at the expression flying around the face of the man having a fence-like build up of beard jealously guarding his upper lips... Wondrous! cheesy
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Ayt27(m): 6:27am On Dec 21, 2015
Lol
I have done that look
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by zeberebe: 6:29am On Dec 21, 2015
grin
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Nobody: 6:50am On Dec 21, 2015
grin
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by EKEMIL: 7:13am On Dec 21, 2015
Nawa oo..
21st December 2009 - 21st December 2015 (celebrating my six years on nairaland).
What a wonderful forum....

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Afrok(m): 7:23am On Dec 21, 2015
Hehe...... Nah to sneeze until the whole congregation keeps quiet, make dem know say its either pastor don swim her river or he's just a liar cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by free2ryhme: 7:27am On Dec 21, 2015
Another meaningless post waiting to hit frontpage

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Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Idiataqueen(f): 7:38am On Dec 21, 2015
La wa o
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by mjames: 7:53am On Dec 21, 2015
Infact life go tyer you
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by hatux: 7:54am On Dec 21, 2015
Quite ridiculous....
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by Maycher(m): 7:59am On Dec 21, 2015
Who does that? Wetin go push me go there sef?
Re: When You Attend Your Ex Wedding And The Pastor Introduces Her As Virgin by misspicy(f): 8:04am On Dec 21, 2015
ivyT:
Who does dat?the pastor no fit try am..besides the 'church' is conservative 4 dat typa thng
They can do it my in church o,in fact there is a known secret that everybody going for marriage counselling are asked to bring virginity report,don't know how true that is though gringrin

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