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I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 1:05am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Pls list d items i shall be eating regularly to get me fat or fatter b4 dis month/year runs out. Thanks. |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by tboy1(m): 1:11am On Jun 09, 2009 |
eat very late - just before going 2 bed eat loads of red meat have lots of icecream in d middle of the night all dis will definitely do the trick. Goodluck!!! |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by chiogo(f): 1:18am On Jun 09, 2009 |
LOL, why would anybody want to be fat? maybe you want to add weight. I do but definitely not fat. Just eat regularly, three square meals and snacks/desserts in between. Lots of meat, be careful with steak(cholesterol) and fried foods. And what the poster before me said. |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 1:30am On Jun 09, 2009 |
chiogo:rotflmao, why wnt some ppl? Some peeps are bone skinny, and for men, that is just not right @post The fastest way to gain weight is to eat and sleep right away. Be a couch potato. Add more food than usual to your plate (even when you're full continue to eat), and perform less activities. Be a bum It's easy to gain weight, its harder to lose weight. For people with high metabolism, to gain weight would be a chore for y'all. Some food I'd recommand: Iyan (pounded yam) eba amala ogbolo or ogbona, w/e its called More meat. If you're a fish person, eat more than 3 servings of fish a day Drink tea frequently Rice (high in starch) Pastries or sweet treats (esp honey bun) Drink soda more often Muffins Bread Or you can ask a typical american for what they eat. |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by oyinda3(f): 1:45am On Jun 09, 2009 |
yeah everything gator said and instead of tea, drink shakes and smoothies |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by chiogo(f): 1:46am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Lmao @ FL Gators FL Gators:I lose weight easier than I gain. Guess I have a high metabolism. But haba! Being fat is never a good thing. FL Gators:Gosh!! the food will just settle in the stomach and the result = pot belly. |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 1:51am On Jun 09, 2009 |
oyinda.:Girl, that's why I cant leave without starbucks Cold Cappuccino to wake you up, Hallelujah!! @Chiogo Same here, harder for me to gain weight, easier to lose it. But its not good sometimes cuz then one lose control of how to stay healthy. |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 1:56am On Jun 09, 2009 |
I guess FL Gator is the GURU when it comes to getting fat |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 7:26am On Jun 09, 2009 |
OgidiBoy:YEA, I plead the fifth. I loff my rolls/cellulites/free hanging skin, you jealous? |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by oyinda3(f): 7:28am On Jun 09, 2009 |
lol |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 7:29am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Is that you in the picture OMFG!!! YOU HAVE HUGE BOOBS |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 7:30am On Jun 09, 2009 |
OgidiBoy:I thought we already got pass that phase |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by oyinda3(f): 7:31am On Jun 09, 2009 |
lol |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 7:31am On Jun 09, 2009 |
For real this is the first time I'm seeing your pic, I'm freaking getting a boner this late at night |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 7:33am On Jun 09, 2009 |
@oyinda I swear, you lol more than CH2 curses @Ogidiboy ehrmm ewww sofrey sofrey, |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 7:34am On Jun 09, 2009 |
I think that girl oyinda is high off some mushrooms Gator abeg more pics |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by oyinda3(f): 7:35am On Jun 09, 2009 |
:d |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 7:43am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Gator abeg I want to see more of you |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 7:44am On Jun 09, 2009 |
OgidiBoy:eeyah. Same here |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 7:45am On Jun 09, 2009 |
I asked first |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by oyinda3(f): 7:48am On Jun 09, 2009 |
ogidi u have to be patient. show her some of u first then she will reciprocate |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 7:49am On Jun 09, 2009 |
oyinda.: Ive already shown that girl a pic of me, it's her turn now |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 7:52am On Jun 09, 2009 |
hehehe. Oyinda, just say you wanna see him. He's hot though |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by oyinda3(f): 7:54am On Jun 09, 2009 |
OgidiBoy: u didn't show her o. I only see masqurades in ur profile FL Gators: then u should show him more pics of u now don't deprive the poor boy abeg |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by No2Atheism(m): 7:55am On Jun 09, 2009 |
why the heck would u want to get fat, what is it with people and fat sef, @FLGators u better not even think about getting fat or else am going to divorce u publicly |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 7:57am On Jun 09, 2009 |
oyinda.: Thank you my sister, I knew I could always count on you |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 7:57am On Jun 09, 2009 |
No2Atheism:LOL, amI not? Dayo said "You're big. I never thought you were that big". rotfl, so you see. . . @Ogidiboy Show me some more pix @Oyinda same to you |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by No2Atheism(m): 7:59am On Jun 09, 2009 |
FL Gators: Don't mind Dayo maybe he was talking about something else being big , u are not fat my dear. Hence any attempt to be fat would be met with violent public response and that is a military order |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by oyinda3(f): 8:02am On Jun 09, 2009 |
ogidi you have to show her more pics atheism pls exit this thread. u are not wanted. this is abt gator and ogidi. u shall not try to claim ne1 |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by OgidiBoy(m): 8:04am On Jun 09, 2009 |
oyinda.: I emailed her about 10 of my pics just last week, how many more pics of me does she want |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 8:05am On Jun 09, 2009 |
@N2A Actually, I've tried to get fat. The reason why some women do actually want to get bigger thighs sometimes its depressing to walk pass a reflecting object and you look like a walking stick. And sometimes you feel ur pelvic bones and shoulder bones. @ogidi I dey wait o, seriously |
Re: I Need To Get Fat Before This Year Runs Out! by Nobody: 8:06am On Jun 09, 2009 |
OgidiBoy:I dey wait, you don swim in hot oil |
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